Bored here...can someone pour me a shot?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:17 pm

40 more minutes...somebody sing or something. Do anything, I'll watch

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:20 pm

I hear ya man. Bourbon breath in 45 minutes.

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fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:21 pm

I will now pervert an Oompa Loompa song:

"What do you do when your kid is a brat?
Bash in their head with a wiffleball bat!
What can you do when they're out of control?
Whoop their little ass, that'll shut...their...hole!

Oompa, Loompa, doopity dah
Take off your shoes and light a ci-gah,
Oompa, Loompa, dippity dee
You'll get 5 to 10 if you listen to me."

Jesus, I need to get out more.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:22 pm

Pretty, ain't it?

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:24 pm

drool

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LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:26 pm

I can taste it....

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:26 pm

I know it's just an image, but I swear I can smell it...... almost taste it...

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:28 pm

Such a torture.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:28 pm

Thanks BigJoe...I needed that

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:29 pm

Entirely my pleasure.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:32 pm

Now I got a big handprint on my screen

deadpuppiesandwhores · Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:35 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:

Such a torture.

mmmmmm, i can already feel the heartburn.........mmmmmmmm

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:38 pm

Hurt your hand reaching for it?

Let's change up slightly. Tequila, anybody?

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:39 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:

Entirely my pleasure.

Oh my god..... I'm crying and shaking. 1 hour, 20 min....

Man, that looks like my typical dinner.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 2:42 pm

Basturds.

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