Here's a topic that should produce both tender memories and fear in the hearts of any drunkard familiar with this establishment.
For those few lucky souls that are not familiar with White Castle (known as Krystal in the southern US) this place has some of the best drunk food known to man. However, the human body has a love/hate relationship with these tender morsels of hamburger heaven.
We don't have them where I live in Wisconsin but when but when I lived in Louisville, KY after a night of heavy drinking I would always crave a sack of cheese burgers and an order of cheese fries from White Castle. They were always absolutely delicious to the drunken palate and the place would always be packed at 3 a.m. with people in all imagineable states of intoxication. However, the next morning my ass would have a craving for the toilet and my colon would feel like it's trying to pass a watermelon. Not to mention the gas you have the entire next day. I'm talking about farts so foul that they strike the fear of god in any human being within a 10 ft. blast radius and possibly (with the right atmospheric conditions) kill a small household pet.
Screw the consequences.......this place is a must stop following night at the bar. Just be sure to stock up on toilet paper.
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mmmmm...... slider's from white castle. we ate there alot in detroit, can't say we ever considered the food good though... come to think of it, don't know why we ate it and still reminisce as though we enjoyed it.
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
I only ate there a few times while undrunk. I have to say that I didn't enjoy the food as much without my trusty friend alcohol.
I guess some foods just taste so much better following a hard night of heavy drinking. It's just one of the mysteries of the universe I guess.
I guess some foods just taste so much better following a hard night of heavy drinking. It's just one of the mysteries of the universe I guess.
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I'm not even sure if White Castle can legally be called "meat". It's more like beef-flavored grase on bread.
Still, 'tis tasty.
Still, 'tis tasty.
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Like a late night donner kebab, then?
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Not really, that implies there's something in the "food" which would allow it to stick to a skewer...Palinka wrote:Like a late night donner kebab, then?
They actually have a product called "chicken rings" - like onion rings, but presumably made from powdered chicken.
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I get white castle every time I go to the city (they have plenty in nyc). Great stuff. I love them more than life itself! Down about 8-10 in one sitting.
They are not good on the stomach - hence the knicknames: murder burger, sliders (yeah, I know its also because they are nice and greased up), etc..... they have some great laxative qualities to them.
They are not good on the stomach - hence the knicknames: murder burger, sliders (yeah, I know its also because they are nice and greased up), etc..... they have some great laxative qualities to them.
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Here we call them "gut bombs." Although the last Krystal in these parts closed down a few years ago. I miss sitting in the Krystal at 3 am, the only white guy in the place, comparing tattoos with the thugs and waiting for my order of a dozen krystal chicks and a dozen pups (small chili dogs). Go home, smoke a bowl with the drunke roomates, eat a ton of fake food, wake up smelly but happy.
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Sounds like a good time to me... always up for sparking a bowl. Though I won't take this as a stunning endorsement for WC, I've seen people eat some fucked up things after smoking sessions... Tostitos Salsa con Queso cheese dip on twizzlers, homemade chili on an ice cream sandwich... just to name a few.Joe Twelvepack wrote:Here we call them "gut bombs." Although the last Krystal in these parts closed down a few years ago. I miss sitting in the Krystal at 3 am, the only white guy in the place, comparing tattoos with the thugs and waiting for my order of a dozen krystal chicks and a dozen pups (small chili dogs). Go home, smoke a bowl with the drunke roomates, eat a ton of fake food, wake up smelly but happy.
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