having a good time with myslef

[Lushlife]

It sucks to be on Pacific Time. About the time that I start feeling really good and rowdy most everybody has cleared out. Hey, does anybody mind if I don't correct my typos? Good. From here on out what I type stays. So I hadn't planned on drunking tonight but the best laid plans and all that yoi know. I finished off just a little bit of 100 proof voddka I had left and then started in on tequilla. The bodka I drank straight and the tequilla I mixed with oj. Oh, I guess that's a screwdriver isni't it??? LOLOLOL! Okay, anyways, sometimes when I've had a lot to drink I'll have a hit or two of pot and that kind of enhances everythings. Sort of boosts my intoxication. So I had a hit of pot a few minutes ago and now I am feeling just MmmmmMMmmmMMmmm..... Rowdy and randy. SOrrry...I think I might of told you that I get chatty when I'm drunk. It doesn't even fuckaing matter if I'm all by myself. Well, I don't mean I talk out loud to myself...b ut I'l l get really wordy with my typing. I thik it's cuz it helps me fully experienc4e my intoxiationa. Really, I'm having to correcdt a few of these typos cusz otherwise they would be totally incomprenhenislbe. Oh, tha t was one fo them. I'm think er than you drunk I am.

So, who's awake? MMMmmm. I DO indeed feel good. I have total body arousal ttoo. Didn'at somebody ask me if I can stil l fuck when I'm drunk?: hahahahahahaahaa. Okay, I'm not goin g to go there any futher because I don't want to get tooooooo carried away and be embarrassed in the morning.

Words are starting to get a bit blurry. Damn. I didn't tahink I had ALL that much to drink, but then all I had for dinner wasw acan of pork and beans. I sound like a homeless person don't I?

Ah...all liquored up and nowehre to ..... I don't know.... you fuckaing fill in the blank.

Oh, hold on...need a nogther sip of my screwdriver.

Not much of that lfet. Guess I'll have to just start drinking it straight.

Okay. I'm going to stop and post this and wait for the repurcussions. I'm fucking now even going to preview it cuz otherwise I' know I'll change shit. Okay..oh, wati. a title....

[Jimmy&Guinney]

I'm third shift. Which is kind of like Pacific Time.

[dipsomaniac]

fer fuk sake

[Rowdydrunk79]

It sucks to be on Pacific Time. About the time that I start feeling rowdy....

What time? How could I've forgot that!

[Savage]

Ain't she just the cutest lil' thang?

Or not.

Pork 'n beans is brain food!

[Rowdydrunk79]

Pork 'n beans is brain food!

That's why I gradgeated the fifth grade.

[Savage]

I was asmeep, but I wokes up fer this thread. And I are smart. Gradjemated the whole high skool

[treetop]

when i eat tinned meat products, i enjoy corned beef hash.... in case you were wondering. "hmm, i wonder what sort of potted meat treetop likes?" c'mon. you know you were thinking it.

[Henry Chinaski]

Hey yu havin fun with yourslef, you got these guys soundin like me on the board last night. There's a little trailwr in all of us.
" He didn't mean to hit me, officer. I fell asleep in the driveway and he runovermuhead with the truuuck!" - Bill Hicks

[Shmoo]

With the title of the thread I thought this was going in a different direction. Damn, maybe next time.

[Fast Cast]

With the title of the thread I thought this was going in a different direction. Damn, maybe next time.

Get a little more inebriated and it might.