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citybilly wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:It's Benito Mussolini's birthday.

July 29th, 1883.
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Mayhem wrote:
citybilly wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:It's Benito Mussolini's birthday.

July 29th, 1883.
drink up!
I am. Fasciste per sempre!
Has any one read how Mussolini described how he survived a assassination attempt?
He basally says the bullet would have blown his head off, if not for sexy women in a red dress caught his eye causing him to turn his head just in time!
There a pic of him a few days afterward with this big old bandage on his nose.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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citybilly wrote:
Mayhem wrote:
citybilly wrote: drink up!
I am. Fasciste per sempre!
Has any one read how Mussolini described how he survived a assassination attempt?
He basally says the bullet would have blown his head off, if not for sexy women in a red dress caught his eye causing him to turn his head just in time!
There a pic of him a few days afterward with this big old bandage on his nose.
I must say that I never heard of this. Link please.
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My friend made a university I.D. for Benito and used it to by beer.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Also born today:
Alexis de Toqueville 1805
Gregor Rasputin 1871
Dag Hammerskjold 1905
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Also born today:
Alexis de Toqueville 1805
Gregor Rasputin 1871
Dag Hammerskjold 1905
Rasputin was the man
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