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DPAW's Back!!

Post by LuckyStrikes »

He's back from conquering the seven seas. The first and second rounds on him, so drink up. Capt Mike will be coming up from the rear to handle the rest. He's behind DPAW all the way. Cheers!
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Post by Chelsea40oz »

:lol: Welcome back, DPAW.
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Post by Combat Rock »

Yeah, I'll buy ya a few screwdrivers to counteract your scurvy.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i've lost 7 pounds this week. i had to stand in line for over an hour if i wanted to eat some rotted meat labeled "not fit for human consumption", half-cooked rice, and some crispy ravioli. but i think all vices have been cleansed thouroughly from the system, hence the extreme buzz after 2 beers and the head twirling from that first smoke. if only it could feel like this all the time.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I thought the Navy had good food. Glad you only had to suffer a week. I'm sure a good bender is in your near future.

No smoking???? OHmigod...I would have thrown myself overboard.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

I hope to various dieties, that I don't believe in, that the navy has better food than the army.
And from your description, DPAW, it does.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Palinka wrote:I hope to various dieties, that I don't believe in, that the navy has better food than the army.
And from your description, DPAW, it does.
i would have to agree, at ;lrast its hydrated...... usually
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Oggar »

Welcome back you basdtrs I was gine for 2 months and didn'y get that kind of response. I fell so unloved :cry:
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

if you disappear for too l;ong, people start to forget, its our nature. don't fret though, i didn't forget. i think i'll have another drink to your return. cheers.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

welcome back, fucker. the posts were starting to make way to much sense. you needed to come back :D
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

To oggar and DPAW, a hearty welcome back. Let lunacy and mayhem commence :twisted:
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Post by thirsty4beer »

hurray for drunkards, hurray for us all :!:
mine's a pint

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