Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
If any of youse is fantisizing about doing the nasty with kids, think about this: They eat their own boogers, I have seen them do it. And they don't really brush their teeth. They just rinse. Kids are gross.
I am sorry but this thread is becoming a wee bit sick. People who molest school kids should be strung up, i personally would do the stringing. I seriously hate the BASTARDS :evil:
Whoa Nelly!! I am not promoting molesting children! I work for the state and that is my job, to oversee cases in the county that I work in involving child sexual abuse, and juveniles who are charged with capital murders. I would love it if the day came when they handed me a notice that read, "LuckyStrikes is being laid off due to the lack of the above mentioned offenses."
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Like a commercial for I think the march of dimes: a man is shown doing leatherwork and then bending metal. You don't know what he is--an artist, a craftman of some kind. the v.o. talks about his fine craftsmanship, and how long he's done this. then you see that he is making a leg brace, as the v.o. says "Every day, he prays that you will put him out of business."

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BTW, it was a tiny child sized brace. there was another ad, where a little boy is running in a field of grass and weeds with his dog. V.O.: In dreams he runs. But only in dreams. Cut to a little boy in a wheel chair, sleeping, with his little hand resting on the head of his dog.

oh shit. going to go get another drink now.
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
What part of "school" confused you?
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
What part of "school" confused you?
From the looks of it, all parts of school confused him. :P
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
Palinka wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
What part of "school" confused you?
From the looks of it, all parts of school confused him. :P
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