Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?

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Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?

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She also seems to be having problems with her kitchen serf...
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No, but sometimes I do like to dress up like a Japanese schoolgirl.

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Sometimes Japanese schoolgirls like to dress up like me.
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Somtimes I like to undress japanese school girls.

That's gross, sorry, but I had to do it.
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what is gross about undressing japanese girls?
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Yeah, I guess it would have been worse if I said japanese school boys or something.
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Sometimes I think I'm turning Japanese...
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:what is gross about undressing japanese girls?
There's nothing gross about undressing Japanese girls, per se. There is something vaguely unlawful about it, 'though. And the 5 year stretch you'd serve afterwards would definitely be gross. Careful in the showers, Crunchy.
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Palinka wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:what is gross about undressing japanese girls?
There's nothing gross about undressing Japanese girls, per se. There is something vaguely unlawful about it, 'though. And the 5 year stretch you'd serve afterwards would definitely be gross. Careful in the showers, Crunchy.
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I'm just sorry I missed the Japanese used-panty vending machine craze in 1993 http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm
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didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
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CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
If any of youse is fantisizing about doing the nasty with kids, think about this: They eat their own boogers, I have seen them do it. And they don't really brush their teeth. They just rinse. Kids are gross.
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My brother used to just sit on the toilet with a Mad magazine while the shower ran. He could never figure out how we knew he hadn't washed.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
If any of youse is fantisizing about doing the nasty with kids, think about this: They eat their own boogers, I have seen them do it. And they don't really brush their teeth. They just rinse. Kids are gross.
I am sorry but this thread is becoming a wee bit sick. People who molest school kids should be strung up, i personally would do the stringing. I seriously hate the BASTARDS :evil:
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oh shit. When I said I dress up like a J. schoolgirl, I was thinking of the porny models they have there. (I lived in Oki for 8 yrs) Grown women wearing the goofy uniforms. Not kids. I'm the first to join the castration team for any freaks who get off on hurting kids. Those pervs never get over it, by the way. I don't care what their therapists say. Once a perv freak, always a perv freak.
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