She also seems to be having problems with her kitchen serf...
Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?
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Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?
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Sometimes Japanese schoolgirls like to dress up like me.
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There's nothing gross about undressing Japanese girls, per se. There is something vaguely unlawful about it, 'though. And the 5 year stretch you'd serve afterwards would definitely be gross. Careful in the showers, Crunchy.CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:what is gross about undressing japanese girls?
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I don't like children. Even when I was one, I didn't like 'em. They never have any money and you can't send them to the store for liquor runs. And their hands are always sticky. Which is why I don't understand pedophiles. Why the hell would anyone want to have sex with a kid? I'd rather drink Coors Light the rest of my days with Vodkaman.Palinka wrote:There's nothing gross about undressing Japanese girls, per se. There is something vaguely unlawful about it, 'though. And the 5 year stretch you'd serve afterwards would definitely be gross. Careful in the showers, Crunchy.CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:what is gross about undressing japanese girls?
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I'm just sorry I missed the Japanese used-panty vending machine craze in 1993 http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm
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If any of youse is fantisizing about doing the nasty with kids, think about this: They eat their own boogers, I have seen them do it. And they don't really brush their teeth. They just rinse. Kids are gross.CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
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I am sorry but this thread is becoming a wee bit sick. People who molest school kids should be strung up, i personally would do the stringing. I seriously hate the BASTARDS :evil:LuckyStrikes wrote:If any of youse is fantisizing about doing the nasty with kids, think about this: They eat their own boogers, I have seen them do it. And they don't really brush their teeth. They just rinse. Kids are gross.CrunchyPissCrystals wrote:didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
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oh shit. When I said I dress up like a J. schoolgirl, I was thinking of the porny models they have there. (I lived in Oki for 8 yrs) Grown women wearing the goofy uniforms. Not kids. I'm the first to join the castration team for any freaks who get off on hurting kids. Those pervs never get over it, by the way. I don't care what their therapists say. Once a perv freak, always a perv freak.
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