Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe...

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 3:46 pm

Good lord, I am drunk. I "found" three litres of wine. Wooo hooo...

jerryg · Post by **jerryg** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 5:50 pm

I Found a copy of Hustelr XXX driving down an access road to the expressway yesterday. Not regular Hustler but the no text, all hard core sex version. I saw the magazine flapping in the breeze and saw the Hustler logo and thought it must be beat to death-or all stuck together, but my curiosity got the best of me so I stopped and backed up and it's pristine. All in good shape, no cum stains. It was well woth the price I paid for it. I do some writing for Hustler (had 2 submissions rejected this week-a good reason to drink) so it was cool to see one of their publications i hadn't "read" before. I'm sure this only seems interesting because I'm drunk (again).

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:04 pm

Found porn mags...
Now I have to wash my brain again.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:41 pm

Hey Jerry, how is Mrs. Hand and her five daughters? You did offer them something to drink didn't you? After all, it's hot out there.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 6:46 pm

jerryg wrote:I Found a copy of Hustelr XXX driving down an access road to the expressway yesterday. Not regular Hustler but the no text, all hard core sex version. I saw the magazine flapping in the breeze and saw the Hustler logo and thought it must be beat to death-or all stuck together, but my curiosity got the best of me so I stopped and backed up and it's pristine. All in good shape, no cum stains. It was well woth the price I paid for it. I do some writing for Hustler (had 2 submissions rejected this week-a good reason to drink) so it was cool to see one of their publications i hadn't "read" before. I'm sure this only seems interesting because I'm drunk (again).

Where i work, there is a huge estate. Well to cut a long story short, or a short story long :P :P :P you can tell i'm drunk again cant you :P :P
as i was saying :roll: the local natives used our company skip as a dumping ground. O>k, sorry is o less than k :lol: :lol: :lol: well one day we found a gross, or near nough of porn mags, my gaffers sight has never recovered :P :roll: :twisted:

dasbeaver · Post by **dasbeaver** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 7:50 pm

HAHAHA!

I can just see you dodging traffic trying to grab a porno in the the middle of the street.

I find the odd $10 bill in old clothes from time to time, but where do you find three bottles of wine?

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 7:53 pm

One time I had to pick trash up on the side of the road. Long story. Anyway I found six beers and some Polish porn in the same one mile streach of highway.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 7:56 pm

DasBeaver wrote:...where do you find three bottles of wine?

What? You think I'm going to tell everybody???

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:41 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Hey Jerry, how is Mrs. Hand and her five daughters? You did offer them something to drink didn't you? After all, it's hot out there.

Nah, he's dating Rosy Palmer and her sisters.

God of Chunder · Post by **God of Chunder** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:17 am

I stayed in a fleabag hotel in Bordeaux in late June of 1989. Found a small stash of hard core porn mags in the dresser...generic covers. But inside! Yowza! Doo doo eatin', piss drinkin' dwarves! I'm talking 129 plus pages each of over the top scatologic dwarf porn. Bring Hell on, I've been there.
I figure if someone tossed the mag out, they had their reasons.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 1:28 am

Palinka wrote:
DasBeaver wrote:...where do you find three bottles of wine?
What? You think I'm going to tell everybody???

Took a look under the pile of dirty socks on the balcony?

Post by **Oggar** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 2:26 am

[quote="Palinka]What? You think I'm going to tell everybody???[/quote]

Yes for the love of god there could be thousands of bottles of booze going unconsumed. Also what the hell does this have to do with Poe?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:33 am

One for the frog wrote:Took a look under the pile of dirty socks on the balcony?

What else would I be doing on your balcony?

Oggar wrote:Yes for the love of god there could be thousands of bottles of booze going unconsumed.

All unclaimed booze is mine.

Oggar wrote:Also what the hell does this have to do with Poe?

It's a line from some old song.
Goo goo ka choo...
(Bit tangential at the moment).

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:15 pm

yes. a line from beatles song. good line. i'm tired of typing and going to explore park bye

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:15 pm

Oggar wrote: Also what the hell does this have to do with Poe?

since when do titles have anything to do with content?