Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe...

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:57 pm

Palinka wrote:All unclaimed booze is mine.

I'll fight you for it.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:39 pm

IntoxiChrist wrote:
Palinka wrote:All unclaimed booze is mine.
I'll fight you for it.

And I'll duke it out with the winner :twisted:

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:53 pm

Rowdydrunk79 wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote:
Palinka wrote:All unclaimed booze is mine.
I'll fight you for it.
And I'll duke it out with the winner :twisted:

Hey! Enough with the fighting talk. I didn't make the rules...

IntoxiChrist · Post by **IntoxiChrist** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:39 am

sjare with me? I mean, c'mon, I'm a poor guy. I'm drink swilli rigtnow. GIME THE BOOZE GIVEIT TO ME GODDAMNIT PALINKA AARRRRR

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:45 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: since when do titles have anything to do with content?

Well for starters, King Cobra reportedly has an alcohol content of 5.9%

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:06 pm

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Well for starters, King Cobra reportedly has an alcohol content of 5.9%

...and Stroh 80 is 80 %.

That's what I love...truth in advertising.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:11 pm

And black absinthe is 140%, killer.

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:14 pm

What does 140% mean?

If you leave it next to nonalcoholic bottles for too long, they become alcohol too?

If you drink it, the guy next to you gets drunk too?

Sign me up!

boozeslinga · Post by **boozeslinga** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:46 pm

Well Barcalouge, I've reserved the seat next to you for that 40%.
But we really can't get on anyone for lack of math skills on this site, right? When I get drunk I always forget my abacus.
Of course, Tartanspecial SHOULD know the difference between percentage and proof!

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:26 am

Somewhere in the basement I have some lovely amantillado... fat and lonesome as I am, be nice if some hot young buck could help me finish it off! No strings...

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:28 am

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Somewhere in the basement I have some lovely amantillado... fat and lonesome as I am, be nice if some hot young buck could help me finish it off! No strings...

I'll be in town the first week of October. Gods know I wish I could be there right now....

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:51 am

Careful now! You weren't around for my drunken revelation of a Masonic ties. I said no strings but not a word about Masonic ties.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:54 am

I don't know what the hell your talking about, but it's definetly turning me on. But I'm probably just letting my optimism and imagination get carried away with me.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:11 am

Jimmy&Guinney wrote:I don't know what the hell your talking about, but it's definetly turning me on.

The rally cry of the male gender.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:12 am

Generic Jug, now you're painting with a broad brush!