It Was Like This When I Woke Up

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:34 pm

Who is the evil bastard
who overturned the bar?

And drank up all the whiskey,
then smashed the friggin' jar?

Who swilled down all the vodka
and emptied out the rum?

Who popped the tops of all the beers,
then chugged them, every one?

Who found the secret stash of malt
and drained it fully dry?

Then figured that an easy chair
would surely like to fly

Who is this vile satan's spawn;
who on earth could it be?

It could be most anyone,
but there's no one here but little me

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 9:50 pm

I cannot tell a lie. It was someone else. <hic>

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 10:18 pm

I live alone, so I can only blame...some chick I me at a bar.

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 10:22 am

My GI friend said,
"Did you catch him?"
"Who?"
"The guy who shit in my mouth last night."

bella · Post by **bella** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:07 am

sat morning convo...

Him: Were you drunk last night?
me: What? wait.. What?
Him: last night, were you drunk?.. I never saw you dance like that.
me: Where the hell am I and when did I meet up with you.
Him: Well i guess that answers that question.
me: What?
Him: *speachless*

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:24 am

bella wrote:...Him: *speachless*

Well, I guess he lost his (s)Peach in more ways than one...

Spelling: speechless
Pronunciation: 'spEch-l&s
Function: adjective
Date: before 12th century
1 : unable to speak : DUMB
2 : not speaking : SILENT
3 : not capable of being expressed in words
- speech·less·ly adverb
- speech·less·ness noun

bella · Post by **bella** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:54 am

Palinka wrote:
bella wrote:...Him: *speachless*
Well, I guess he lost his (s)Peach in more ways than one...

Spelling: speechless
Pronunciation: 'spEch-l&s
Function: adjective
Date: before 12th century
1 : unable to speak : DUMB
2 : not speaking : SILENT
3 : not capable of being expressed in words
- speech·less·ly adverb
- speech·less·ness noun

Thank you.. for the clarification on this matter...lmao

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 12:39 pm

Palinka wrote:
bella wrote:...Him: *speachless*
Well, I guess he lost his (s)Peach in more ways than one...

Spelling: speechless
Pronunciation: 'spEch-l&s
Function: adjective
Date: before 12th century
1 : unable to speak : DUMB
2 : not speaking : SILENT
3 : not capable of being expressed in words
- speech·less·ly adverb
- speech·less·ness noun

But Mr. Palinka, sir... umm, what is this "peachless" that you speak of?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 12:41 pm

That would be, without peach, wouldn't it?

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 12:43 pm

"And don't call me, "Sir!" It's just Hawkeye..."

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:18 am

as always palinka the scot polices our english. :o

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:03 pm

Lady saveage Swiller. i like the way you write.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:17 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:as always palinka the scot polices our english. :o

palinka, the english nazi.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:30 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:as always palinka the scot polices our english. :o
palinka, the english nazi.

Palinka not nazi...Palinka palinka.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:18 pm

I believe we should all be grateful to our friend Palinka for taking pity on a poor little guttersnipe; washing her, delousing her, and teaching her to communicate in English, instead of her native grunts, growls and squeals.

Why do you think they call her Lucky?