Went to the Dr...

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:49 am

on Friday for a follow up. Well my blood work came back and my liver is not happy. He says that it is working about three times as hard as it should be. He told me to stop drinking. I went home and got hammered.

M

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:51 am

niiiiice!!!, b vitamins and milk thistle my man that should help

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:05 am

I'll let you into a big secret about internal medicine:
Nothing is certain.

dasbeaver · Post by **dasbeaver** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:51 am

I went home and got hammered.

What else could you do, really?

Maybe he just meant stop drinking.....Soda.

stop drinking......lighter fluid.

stop drinking......the cheap stuff

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:53 am

[quote="MORRISON"...and my liver is not happy. He says that it is working about three times as hard as it should be.

I say take away the time clock. Damn complainer. Your liver ought to be glad to have a job!! Times are hard.

jerryg · Post by **jerryg** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:39 am

Keep up the good work!! Just like anything else your liver needs plenty of exercise to stay in shape. Your liver can do three times the work of a normal, weak liver! That's amazing! Soon your liver will be able to do the work of several livers. You should be very proud.

dasbeaver · Post by **dasbeaver** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:46 am

Yeah, good point.

A distended liver would be really cool to show off at the bar.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 2:47 pm

MORRISON wrote:He says that it is working about three times as hard as it should be.

Your liver shouldn't be working at all. I pickled mine years ago and never heard any complaints from it.

Post by **Oggar** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:10 pm

A toast to you and your hard working liver. "I'd rather be a good liver than have one!" [clink]

zin · Post by **zin** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:57 pm

Do what the buk did
lay off the whisky and go for beer :)

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:39 pm

MORRISON wrote:on Friday for a follow up. Well my blood work came back and my liver is not happy. He says that it is working about three times as hard as it should be. He told me to stop drinking. I went home and got hammered.

M

That's why I don't go to the doctor.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:48 pm

zin wrote:Do what the buk did
lay off the whisky and go for beer :)

I like a cold beer now and then but it doesn't do the trick for me anymore.

M

zin · Post by **zin** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:05 pm

work with numbers
one beer does nothing
forty beers does, well yeah

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:26 pm

MORRISON wrote:on Friday for a follow up. Well my blood work came back and my liver is not happy. He says that it is working about three times as hard as it should be. He told me to stop drinking. I went home and got hammered.

M

I have a friend who was given 1 year to live if he didn't stop drinking. That was 10 years ago and he still downs double Bacardi's as if they are going to run out any minute.
But if you are going to go, go out enjoying yourself :twisted:

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