I'm ba-aack!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:42 am

Mad Scientist wrote:
Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:Hope you had a lovely um, Nuptial session.
Or two... :shock:

Or 6... :twisted:

Indeed, 'twas lovely.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:48 am

Fdoosey's honeymoon,

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:14 pm

Um, yeah, that's what it was like...sure...I know they can't put the real deal on a book cover though. At least not without a brown paper wrapping over it.

Don't tell my wife about the blonde though. It'd ruin the honeymoon. ;)

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:26 pm

I was married for a short period. My honeymoon did not go well. They wrote a book about it...

Chelsea40oz · Post by **Chelsea40oz** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:43 pm

I know how you feel.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:22 pm

Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Glad you're back! I'll hold your stool for you...
I hadn't realised that the 'plane journey was quite so scary...

This made laugh so hard that tears are forming!

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:25 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Glad you're back! I'll hold your stool for you...
I hadn't realised that the 'plane journey was quite so scary...
This made laugh so hard that tears are forming!

I walked into that one!

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:26 pm

Good to see everything worked out.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:00 am

sounds like alot of fun. my sister is getting married in hawaii, probably around december, and guess what, i'll be there, drunk and single. if bikini clad women don't throw themselves at me, i hold you responsible, because i know it won't be because of the vomit trickling down my chin making the t-shirt stain even larger.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:14 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:sounds like alot of fun. my sister is getting married in hawaii, probably around december, and guess what, i'll be there, drunk and single. if bikini clad women don't throw themselves at me, i hold you responsible, because i know it won't be because of the vomit trickling down my chin making the t-shirt stain even larger.

While I cannot place a fire-branded "100% sex-up guarantee" on anything, my rationalization is that if a 330-pound guy (me) can get hit on by attractive women, ANYONE should be able to score out there. Especially considering how drunk so many of the girls get. It's like shooting dang ol' fish in a barrel, man.

What hotel/place is she getting married at? I was at the Royal Hawaiian. It's a big pink building and apparently the oldest building on the beach.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:07 am

fdoosey wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:sounds like alot of fun. my sister is getting married in hawaii, probably around december, and guess what, i'll be there, drunk and single. if bikini clad women don't throw themselves at me, i hold you responsible, because i know it won't be because of the vomit trickling down my chin making the t-shirt stain even larger.
While I cannot place a fire-branded "100% sex-up guarantee" on anything, my rationalization is that if a 330-pound guy (me) can get hit on by attractive women, ANYONE should be able to score out there. Especially considering how drunk so many of the girls get. It's like shooting dang ol' fish in a barrel, man.

What hotel/place is she getting married at? I was at the Royal Hawaiian. It's a big pink building and apparently the oldest building on the beach.

they just informed me of the plan. i don't think they've gotten that far with the plans yet.