Dead As Lizzie Borden's Father

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:08 am

Don't be sorry, isn't that what friends are for.
When your life falls to bits
and gets on your tits
then just come to me
your pal tartan
I'll write you some prose
that'll get up your nose
but maybe your life it will hearten :)

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:26 am

If you got the wine, I got the cheese (and crackers)
and some music

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:37 am

I've got plenty of wine and i am crackers :P

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:20 am

Oh yep, it's party time in the cracker factory....

Googoo choo wackaloon, rucka rucka slide step ball change

Don't mind the straps, 'tis easier to slide out if you don't panic

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:21 am

Oh yep, it's party time in the cracker factory....

Googoo choo wackaloon, rucka rucka slide step ball change

Don't mind the straps, 'tis easier to slide out if you don't panic

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:25 am

I've known for quite some time that I have a doppelganger; never before has she been so bold.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 7:43 am

Savage Swiller wrote:Lucky, who's your beautiful new avoirtwaat? She is so familiar. I'm thinking a silent movie actress, like Mae Murray. I must know, or I won't be able to sleep. And baddish things happen when I don't sleep...

Marie Prevost

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 7:47 am

Savage Swiller wrote:Well, not kidding. But damn sorry to be whining on y'all.

Wine? Savage I didn't get any!! If you going to throw wine around, please throw some my way next time!!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:19 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:...What kind of ointment do you recommend for a nasty itch?

"Whisky for ENT complaints. Vodka for skin problems. Gin for a head wound."
Teach this simple mnemonic to your children and the will live long, fruitful and, above all, alcoholic lives.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:44 pm

Palinka wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:...What kind of ointment do you recommend for a nasty itch?
"Whisky for ENT complaints. Vodka for skin problems. Gin for a head wound."
Teach this simple mnemonic to your children and the will live long, fruitful and, above all, alcoholic lives.

Tut tut, Palinka you forgot to add, taken internally, several times a day :P