Live diary - Sept. 6,7,8,9.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:25 am

Stay tuned for the real time adventures of grogzombie. Live random updates of my favourite passtime-marathon drinking.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:25 am

Hello fellow drunkards. It has begun. I've just got in to my favourite town, checked in to a cheap motel, I've got a shitload of domestic problems at home, so without further a dui (a do?), I hereby declare my drunkathon - OPEN! See ya's in awhile, I'm getting undrunk sitting here.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:58 am

Aaaah, thats better. Now I've got a couple of hours of drinking under my belt. The hot young dancing girls in stillettoes were a bit of a bonus. Now maybe some gambling...

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:51 am

Gambling sucks - I lost a whole dollar (valuable booze money). Its getting late. I might as well go back and make the most of the oppulent surroundings of my cheap motel room - there's TV, toilet, and I've got booze in the fridge - I suppose I could just sit on the toilet and drink, that would save me having to get up every so often to go for a piss, it could go straight through in a continuous stream - I think I'll call this "perpetual bladder motion". I think I might be on to something here. Goodnight fellow drunkards. Phase 1 of my drunkathon is now complete.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:42 pm

Feels good to get it all out, doesn't it?
Tomorrow you can tell us all about that boy in high heels.
And why you sleep with a stuffed polar bear.

WmBurroughs · Post by **WmBurroughs** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:44 pm

gamblings no good. stopped years ago. exwife stopped me to behonest.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:45 pm

Savage Swiller wrote:Feels good to get it all out, doesn't it?
Tomorrow you can tell us all about that boy in high heels.
And why you sleep with a stuffed polar bear.

polar bear couldn't fight back.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:33 pm

Aww ... polar bears are so cuddly!

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:15 pm

ok then next time you shave them

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 7:57 pm

Good morning drunkards. I've woken up with a hangover... uuurgh... phase 2 of my drunkathon has begun. Am at the local store rehydrating with orange juice, and will shortly be off to restock my fridge (with booze). Hey Savage Swiller, where did you escape from?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:12 pm

grogzombie wrote:Good morning drunkards. I've woken up with a hangover... uuurgh... phase 2 of my drunkathon has begun. Am at the local store rehydrating with orange juice, and will shortly be off to restock my fridge (with booze). Hey Savage Swiller, where did you escape from?

Shh, they don't know I've gone, yet. Come a little closer. Do you like cornbread or sourdough for your stuffing? I'd love to have you for dinner...

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:08 pm

Just had roast lamb, veggies, and gravy for lunch thanks S.S. Hopefully I'll keep it down. Had a great shit afterwards too, I suspect you'll be interested to know. Anyway, I've got a stack of free drink vouchers to use so I'd better get going. Cheers.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:12 pm

grogzombie wrote:Gambling sucks - I lost a whole dollar (valuable booze money). Its getting late. I might as well go back and make the most of the oppulent surroundings of my cheap motel room - there's TV, toilet, and I've got booze in the fridge - I suppose I could just sit on the toilet and drink, that would save me having to get up every so often to go for a piss, it could go straight through in a continuous stream - I think I'll call this "perpetual bladder motion". I think I might be on to something here. Goodnight fellow drunkards. Phase 1 of my drunkathon is now complete.

If you sit on the toilet that long, you'll just get a bad case of the roids.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:33 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:
If you sit on the toilet that long, you'll just get a bad case of the roids.

I decided against that - the risk of falling off and aquiring a drinking related injury was too great.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:36 pm

grogzombie wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:
If you sit on the toilet that long, you'll just get a bad case of the roids.
I decided against that - the risk of falling off and aquiring a drinking related injury was too great.

I acquired several NEW drunken, inexplicable bruises this weekend. To go along with the bruises on my shoulder that I acquired last weekend.