Live diary - Sept. 6,7,8,9.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:42 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:
grogzombie wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:
If you sit on the toilet that long, you'll just get a bad case of the roids.
I decided against that - the risk of falling off and aquiring a drinking related injury was too great.
I acquired several NEW drunken, inexplicable bruises this weekend. To go along with the bruises on my shoulder that I acquired last weekend.

Well of course there's always the good old anasthetic to dull the pain...

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:44 pm

I admire your dedication.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:53 pm

Dedication. Yes, that reminds me - I've got a job to do. I've got to go and get loaded. I'm sitting in a library for christsakes! Catch ya's later.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:32 pm

Just like the Hauptman in 'Stalingrad', it's always the right side.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:42 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:Just like the Hauptman in 'Stalingrad', it's always the right side.

What the hell does that mean?!

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 4:13 am

Anyway, after a whole afternoon's drinking, I finally made it into "the zone". I stopped short of going too far, so in a while I can go again - thats the art of getting drunk TWICE in one day! - the grogzombie way.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:27 pm

Well here I am in the "zone" again (second time for today) - right now I don't know what to say - I suppose you's don't give the slightest shit - but I do. I care. I don't know what to say though, except - seen some more dancing girls, FOUND OUT WHOEVER CLEANED MY MOTEL ROOM LEFT THE BLOODY FRIDGE DOOR OPEN, SO ALL MY BEERS WENT WARM - gambled some more - had a nice yiros - I really couldn't be fucked finishing off this posting in a nice way, so go stick your heads up a dead dingo's shit shute.
Goodnight. Phase 2000 complete.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:41 pm

grogzombie wrote:Well here I am in the "zone" again (second time for today) - right now I don't know what to say - I suppose you's don't give the slightest shit - but I do. I care. I don't know what to say though, except - seen some more dancing girls, FOUND OUT WHOEVER CLEANED MY MOTEL ROOM LEFT THE BLOODY FRIDGE DOOR OPEN, SO ALL MY BEERS WENT WARM - gambled some more - had a nice yiros - I really couldn't be fucked finishing off this posting in a nice way, so go stick your heads up a dead dingo's shit shute.
Goodnight. Phase 2000 complete.

Aw come on, you know you love us! And anyway, it's my job to be the biggest bitch on this board.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:01 pm

You're a worry, Savage Swiller.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:11 pm

Savage, you being the biggest bitch on this board says a lot about just how friendly it is here.

A big bitch would be like a female VodkaMan.com....ugh.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:20 pm

fdoosey wrote:Savage, you being the biggest bitch on this board says a lot about just how friendly it is here.

A big bitch would be like a female VodkaMan.com....ugh.

What a thought.
What would a female vodka man be like.
Mad for three weeks of the month, and totally berzerk for that one week. You know the one i mean.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:35 pm

grogzombie wrote:You're a worry, Savage Swiller.

That's good, right?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 2:37 pm

fdoosey wrote:Savage, you being the biggest bitch on this board says a lot about just how friendly it is here.

A big bitch would be like a female VodkaMan.com....ugh.

You are so sweet Mr Doosey. Would you like a snack with those beers?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:18 pm

I started my diet today - no snack...gotta save the calories for precious booze.

I started this morning at a slim, trim, ripped, chiseled, cut, buff, bolo, stacked, and jacked 328.2 pounds.

That's about half a human I gotta lose. We'll see how it goes.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:24 pm

grogzombie wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Just like the Hauptman in 'Stalingrad', it's always the right side.
What the hell does that mean?!

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In the movie "Stalingrad" the characters' Captain/Hauptman gets shot in the right arm, where he had been injured before.