DOGS-THEY LUV U NO MATTER WHAT

Cam L Toe · Post by **Cam L Toe** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:51 am

My dogs are so supportive of my alcoholism! Occasionally they join in too-knock over beers at the party, have a little sip-the sweet little devils. I love em. Who else would love this mug at 6 AM?There cant be enough good things to be said about unconditional love!

JugMan · Post by **JugMan** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:43 am

Dogs are by far the best animals to own as pets. Even the ones that have somewhat similar lives to humans (roam during the day, comfortable safe place to sleep at night) still come home and love you to death.

The love they show for me is reciprocated though. It's a two way street.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:21 am

PUPPIES!!!

Your dog is freakin' adorable. I love doggies so much. I'd post a picture of mine, but I have no idea how. She's a German Shepherd and she showed up on my grandparents' neighbor's doorstep one day and she was all malnourished and had a lot of things wrong with her but now she's all better and the most loving and funny dog in the world. She seems to like vodka, too. I've given her a little taste and she's licked it off my fingers. Heh.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:54 pm

having the life where i go out to sea every other day, i found turtles make the best pets for me. when you go away, ya put them in a box with moist cotton, throw 'em in the fridge and they hibernate. you come home and they didn't even know you were gone.

AndrewS · Post by **AndrewS** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:14 pm

She seems to like vodka, too. I've given her a little taste and she's licked it off my fingers. Heh.

My dog is a little drunk too. Doesn't seem to like the hard stuff, but wine and beer are another story. She's a lush though apparently. Here's a pic after I gave her a little wine on my finger:

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:18 pm

turtles don't really care for alcohol, and even if they did, i don't think it would be very entertaining, "wow look at him go. he's really drunk, he's still not doing anything, but he sure does look drunk."

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:26 pm

I'm a kitten person myself. Precious little things. Hahahahaha.

Chels, I didnt say anything mean

Circling over Shannon · Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:32 pm

this summer we found a cat and two kittens living on our property and we started feesing them--we kept them for 3 months and then had to take them to a no-kill shop thing, but I felt so bad leaving them. I just found out that a friend of my mothers said she'd take them I feel so relieved. My dad makes fun of me for how much I care about animals but I can't help it...

AndrewS · Post by **AndrewS** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:34 pm

Let's call this family picture proof that booze can make the world a better place.... My cat and dog sleeping together:

Given the amount of alcohol in the house, its possible they were drinking before that picture was taken! :D

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:41 pm

Mmmmmm kitten. Ever had 'em braised?

At least I didnt' share Savage's barbequed corgi recipe!

Sorry, but pets are like children, ya ain't living under my roof unless you're pulling a check.

Ok. I sit in corner now.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:44 pm

i am not a cat fan at all, but my dad has an awesome cat. it is not allowed inside the house and it knows it has a job and she does it well. mom hates rabbits in her flower gardens, the cat kills and eats them. mom hates the red squirrels in the bird feeders, no squirrel has been brave enough to fight the cat since she came around. and every morning there are about 5 or 6 shrews lined up in a neat row, all facing the same way on the back porch, just reminding everybody she's doing her job and loving it.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:46 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i am not a cat fan at all, but my dad has an awesome cat. it is not allowed inside the house and it knows it has a job and she does it well. mom hates rabbits in her flower gardens, the cat kills and eats them. mom hates the red squirrels in the bird feeders, no squirrel has been brave enough to fight the cat since she came around. and every morning there are about 5 or 6 shrews lined up in a neat row, all facing the same way on the back porch, just reminding everybody she's doing her job and loving it.

DPAW that's what I'm talking about. Work for your grub!

deadpuppiesandwhores · Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:49 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i am not a cat fan at all, but my dad has an awesome cat. it is not allowed inside the house and it knows it has a job and she does it well. mom hates rabbits in her flower gardens, the cat kills and eats them. mom hates the red squirrels in the bird feeders, no squirrel has been brave enough to fight the cat since she came around. and every morning there are about 5 or 6 shrews lined up in a neat row, all facing the same way on the back porch, just reminding everybody she's doing her job and loving it.
DPAW that's what I'm talking about. Work for your grub!

i got to say though, if i had it all to do over again, i wouldn't have left home until i was 30. that is the way to go, mooch off mom and dad until they hate you.

AndrewS · Post by **AndrewS** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:21 pm

Sorry, but pets are like children, ya ain't living under my roof unless you're pulling a check.

I don't like children, but as for the pets.... Why not, my life is over already anyway - I'm married.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:47 pm

Dogs are fulfilling to me because they are so full of unconditional love. There's nothing like coming home after a hard day's work and having your doggie waiting at the front door, tail wagging, smiling and so eager to see you. Plus, they're kinda stupid, so they do funny things. Okay, so you have to feed them and give them water and clean up their crap. It's worth it to see my doggie stretched out on the couch on her back, asleep, with her legs splayed out every which way. Puts a smile on my face every time.

Yes, I am needy and emotionally starving. Fuck you.

(Edited to ask: can someone PM me and tell me how to get pictures up here? Because I KNOW y'all want to see my doggie.)