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LuckyStrikes wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.
Huh?
Sarcasm, honey. Sarcasm.

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tomorrow, when i get dine golfing, i think i'm still going to be drunk, but i also think i am going to find tonights post hysterical.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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IntoxiChrist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote:Your Spanish is impeccable, DPAW. Truly, you're a renaissance man.
Huh?
Sarcasm, honey. Sarcasm.
Who is sarcasm? Do they like honey? Is sarcasm a brand of honey? I don't understand...
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: Huh?
Sarcasm, honey. Sarcasm.
Who is sarcasm? Do they like honey? Is sarcasm a brand of honey? I don't understand...
sarcasm honey is the best, just don't get drunk off it, it is waaaaay too sweet, mostly sugar, that is a hangover you don't want.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
IntoxiChrist wrote: Sarcasm, honey. Sarcasm.
Who is sarcasm? Do they like honey? Is sarcasm a brand of honey? I don't understand...
sarcasm honey is the best, just don't get drunk off it, it is waaaaay too sweet, mostly sugar, that is a hangover you don't want.
A sweet hangover? Think I'll pass. I like mine sour. Like puke.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: Who is sarcasm? Do they like honey? Is sarcasm a brand of honey? I don't understand...
sarcasm honey is the best, just don't get drunk off it, it is waaaaay too sweet, mostly sugar, that is a hangover you don't want.
A sweet hangover? Think I'll pass. I like mine sour. Like puke.
i prefer mine "slept through", but sometimes they're made enjoyable by these assholes that think they can make me care about how many innocent people we slaughter in the fight against this or that, they always have some fucking excuse to kill innocent people, and i get to be a very important cog in the great killing machine. WOOOOOOO, HOOOO! if you don't catvh the irony in that, die and suffer you fucking jackass.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: sarcasm honey is the best, just don't get drunk off it, it is waaaaay too sweet, mostly sugar, that is a hangover you don't want.
A sweet hangover? Think I'll pass. I like mine sour. Like puke.
i prefer mine "slept through", but sometimes they're made enjoyable by these assholes that think they can make me care about how many innocent people we slaughter in the fight against this or that, they always have some fucking excuse to kill innocent people, and i get to be a very important cog in the great killing machine. WOOOOOOO, HOOOO! if you don't catvh the irony in that, die and suffer you fucking jackass.
yeah, and milk gives me gas
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

everything gives me gas. such a shitty .life to live
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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LuckyStrikes wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote: A sweet hangover? Think I'll pass. I like mine sour. Like puke.
i prefer mine "slept through", but sometimes they're made enjoyable by these assholes that think they can make me care about how many innocent people we slaughter in the fight against this or that, they always have some fucking excuse to kill innocent people, and i get to be a very important cog in the great killing machine. WOOOOOOO, HOOOO! if you don't catvh the irony in that, die and suffer you fucking jackass.
yeah, and milk gives me gas
I don't actually have anything relevant to add; I just enjoy watching the boxes spiral around. Well, maybe they're only spiraling for me...
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Generic, you are not alone. they spril for me too. woooooooo one of just hit me!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Don Everito te gusta Maquejaje todos los dias...
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by Savage »

I love little twin stars. I have a tiny little pink box whith them on it. I keep my brain in it when I'm not using it.
like tears in rain

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Post by Generic Jug »

I am so drunk right now that I'm putting my brain in my little twin star box of yesteryear...

and then, another shot! wo's still with me at this late hour???
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Uncle Sal »

my oldest dog died recentley, and her sister is a fright wig now.
ask my neighbor about my dog
she hangs out in their sauna
I think she hates me
except for I can open the kibble
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by Generic Jug »

I'm....sorry about your dog?

But I'm stl here, at least!
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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