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i just stopped in at this chatboard i accidenatally stumbled across, rum and monkey something or other. i thought, "rum monkey, might be a good place." those guys are assholes. complete and total assholes. you should see the rules and regulations and there are like 15 moderators for each forum, its like nazi germany over there. fuck those guys and i apologize for venturing elsewhere.
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Pardon my brashness in saying this, as I am new here, but doesn't this site provide you with enough "virtual" rum and monkeys? Of course, if it's ACTUAL rum and monkeys, the shipping charges can get pretty high, especially if you want them delivered by a midget...
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i just stopped in at this chatboard i accidenatally stumbled across, rum and monkey something or other. i thought, "rum monkey, might be a good place." those guys are assholes. complete and total assholes. you should see the rules and regulations and there are like 15 moderators for each forum, its like nazi germany over there. fuck those guys and i apologize for venturing elsewhere.
Shame on you!!!
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i just stopped in at this chatboard i accidenatally stumbled across, rum and monkey something or other. i thought, "rum monkey, might be a good place." those guys are assholes. complete and total assholes. you should see the rules and regulations and there are like 15 moderators for each forum, its like nazi germany over there. fuck those guys and i apologize for venturing elsewhere.
Shame on you!!!
hey! its like being married. the day you stop looking is the day they close the casket, wise words from my 12th grade physics teacher.
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I've tried other boards before and they are either strict as hell or full of idiotic kids, out to prove something.
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I've tried other boards before and they are either strict as hell or full of idiotic kids, out to prove something.
i got something to prove, oh yeah. i gots huge testicles.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I've tried other boards before and they are either strict as hell or full of idiotic kids, out to prove something.
That's why I love this place! Can I crash on the couch? Sure it's just for the night.
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DPAW cheated on us! I am shocked!
But see, he came back. They ALWAYS come back--bwahahahahahaha
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I mean the best. I think.
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We are the world...We are the drunkards...
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Savage Swiller wrote:I mean the best. I think.
I think you were right the first time.
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boozeslinga wrote:Pardon my brashness in saying this, as I am new here, but doesn't this site provide you with enough "virtual" rum and monkeys? Of course, if it's ACTUAL rum and monkeys, the shipping charges can get pretty high, especially if you want them delivered by a midget...
you're new here? i thought we already fully accepted you. did i dream up that bulletin?
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LuckyStrikes wrote:We are the world...We are the drunkards...
Hey Lucky--let's make a baby. I know this great salvage yard where we can get the parts. Baby Frankendrunkard!
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Savage Swiller wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:We are the world...We are the drunkards...
Hey Lucky--let's make a baby. I know this great salvage yard where we can get the parts. Baby Frankendrunkard!
make him beautiful, just like you.....
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Now, don't butter us up. We might get swelled heads.
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