Hey guys, ignore me; I'm talking to the girls

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:17 pm

Love is a temporary insanity cured by marriage. I wish them the best Savage, some people find their perfect match early in life.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:36 pm

As Groucho said "marriage is an institution and who wants to be in an institution? ".

StoliGirl · Post by **StoliGirl** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:41 pm

Funny Tartanspecial! I've been married three times. The first really didn't count, anulled 10 days later. We were drunk in Vegas. That guy was nice. Maybe we shouldn't have gotten it anulled. The second was to an actor. Big mistake. The third was to a loser. Expensive mistake!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:23 pm

Married a hooker once. Got a divorce for 150 bucks the next morning.
Damn it.

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:06 pm

StoliGirl wrote:Funny Tartanspecial! I've been married three times. The first really didn't count, anulled 10 days later. We were drunk in Vegas. That guy was nice. Maybe we shouldn't have gotten it anulled. The second was to an actor. Big mistake. The third was to a loser. Expensive mistake!

I m on a sabbatical from my second marriage at the moment. :roll:

FrostedGlass · Post by **FrostedGlass** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:13 pm

Hi. New here. Newly registered I guess. I have been on the boards before.

First post!

I am also on a 'sabbatical'. I don't think I'll be going back. This is my second marriage. Definitely my last.

Omar The Tentmaker · Post by **Omar The Tentmaker** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:20 pm

as the dude said in big lebowski...
"He treats objects like they are women man..."

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:42 pm

FrostedGlass wrote:Hi. New here. Newly registered I guess. I have been on the boards before.

First post!

I am also on a 'sabbatical'. I don't think I'll be going back. This is my second marriage. Definitely my last.

A fine welcome to you, pull up a seat and have a drink.
I said that after my first marriage, may the bitch rot in hell :twisted:

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:44 pm

I have never married and you all have inspired me to stay that way.
Here's to all my illegitimate children!!

FrostedGlass · Post by **FrostedGlass** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:03 pm

Thank you Tartan. My sentiments exactly re: the ex. The current Mrs. is a raving maniac with credit cards.
I hope I won't be considered stuffy or a boring addition to this board. (I've been reading some of the stories). I think I am older than most, (probably the oldest) I am 49. Maybe that accounts for attitude or personality. I have three children. All girls. I not only like women, I respect them. I am thankful they exist.

I read this board a couple of weeks and I couldn't stop laughing. Just silliness really. But really funny. Some on you could make your living with your humor. Anyway, I would like buy a round for you all but I think my bars too small. (Kitchen table)

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:12 pm

Welcome to the board Frosty. And have a frosty one on me.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:45 pm

FrostedGlass wrote:Hi. New here. Newly registered I guess. I have been on the boards before.

First post!

I am also on a 'sabbatical'. I don't think I'll be going back. This is my second marriage. Definitely my last.

Welcome FrostedGlass! We have all ages here. I'm probably the oldest woman. I have to drive somewhere in a bit, so you have a drink for me, okay?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:48 pm

And to all who suffered terrible marriages, I'm feel for you. My husband was married for almost ten nightmarish years, to the biggest slut in the United States. Three children, so he tried everything to make a go of it. She ran around so much, I would've put a chain on her and staked her in the backyard.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:55 pm

Yeah, my Dad was a huge asshole. Ran around on my Mom and did some worse stuff which I don't wanna get into, but it's cool. This past February I kept a promise I made to myself when I was eight by pissing on the bastard's grave. :D

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 4:07 pm

Tom always says that when she dies, he'll bring a six pack to her grave and leave it there, using his anatomical tapper.