CRAZY IDEA-UPDATE

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TARTANSPECIAL
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CRAZY IDEA-UPDATE

Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

To all who are willing to participate in this lunacy, i thank you.
My co-lunatic and myself have pitched this to 3 production companies.
Last week we went to London to meet up with a couple of "suits" from one to discuss it. My mate warned me to be on my best behaviour.
We met in a restaurant ( they were paying ), my mate turns up in his best Hugo Boss, me i'm in my usual black, boots,jeans,shirt and leather coat.
The look on their faces was superb. Well the upshot is Vegas may not be an option, as, would you believe it, they do not want to be seen condoning drinking and gambling. They have suggested several other options, all good, take my word for it.
They are now putting it to their legal team as they think it could really be a goer.
I have given them names, to those who have given me their real names, please be assured, they have not been given out, just the pseudonyms used on this site. I shall keep you updated as to further developements.
Keep your fingers crossed.
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by Chelsea40oz »

Dmamit why am I not entirely footloose and fancy free? :wink:
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Post by massivedrunk »

dave schalmo is me if you need my address pm me tartan.
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I'm in. On one condition. Massive has to bring his avatar guy. Lemmy needs some competition.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by Frankennietzsche »

I totally forgot to pm you. Is it too late. But you said they didn't want to glorify drinking, so maybeeee...Oh, who am I trying to kid. I can't glorify anything when I drink.

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Post by massivedrunk »

LuckyStrikes wrote:I'm in. On one condition. Massive has to bring his avatar guy. Lemmy needs some competition.
i really really just found that on the internet via google. and he most certainly is not my dad
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by Generic Jug »

MassiveDrunk wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I'm in. On one condition. Massive has to bring his avatar guy. Lemmy needs some competition.
i really really just found that on the internet via google. and he most certainly is not my dad
Hey, Massive, it's okay. Nothing to be ashamed of here. Your dad is always welcome.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by massivedrunk »

he really isnt my dad, i wish he was but he isnt
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Post by Generic Jug »

I've never had Cobra, but it looks yellow. I mean, not like a cheap domestic beer that's pale, watery brown, but PISS YELLOW. I'm sure generic vodka would be a much better investment. Massive, you should pass this message along to your pops.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

King Cobra didn't review well in MDM:

http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issue ... y_fury.htm
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Hey, I know I said I wanted in before but I never gave you my real name. If you need it, its Jake Burgholzer.
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"

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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

Hey Jake Im Opie, There are many toms and many richards as well but I am Opie. hehe Orgazmo quote altration there
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard

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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

oh god the monkey was typing again last night...
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Omar The Tentmaker wrote:Hey Jake Im Opie, There are many toms and many richards as well but I am Opie. hehe Orgazmo quote altration there
Yes, but I am Sancho!

(I don't want to sound like a queer or anything but I think Orgazmo is a kick ass movie)
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"

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Post by Mad Scientist »

UnkleLemmy wrote: (I don't want to sound like a queer or anything but I think Orgazmo is a kick ass movie)
Not sure this really fits in here, but it sure as hell wouldn't fit in anywhere else... any of you ever see Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Cannibal: The Musical? Bizarre, but hilarious...
"Women might be able to fake orgasms... but men can fake entire relationships."
-- Sharon Stone

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