When the health warnings on cigarette packets started up in the UK, one of the first was, "Think! Most Doctors Don't Smoke!" This had to be removed when it was pointed out that most doctors (at least in the UK) do smoke.
You'll have to trust me on this, but there is nothing like getting out of a surgical theatre after a long procedure and sparking one up. I especially enjoyed it if it was in sight of the visitors car park and I still had my scrubs on.
As the late, lamented Bill Hicks said, "Non-smokers die too!"
Talking of whom, Mr D., would you be talking of Denis "Thank god Bill Hicks died so I could steal his career" Leary?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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To quote MDM, drinkers don't live longer... it just seems longer.
Alcohol makes you honest. The undrunk man's thought is a drunk man's words. Being a drunk man at the moment, I can say this with the pure freedom and clarity of absolute truth: You have an amazing rack. It's changed my life.
