Was DPAW in Glasgow on Friday???
I was in my usual position at the bar in the Solid, when i heard several American accents, behind me. On further investigation i found out they were U.S sailors, in Scotland for a few days. They did all my American friends proud. They were very drunk, very loud (even by the Solids standards) and they were trying to junp on every available or unavailable female.
Since they were all pissed i didn't think it would have went down well if i had asked them "are any of you dead puppies and whores???).
DPAW sighting????
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DPAW sighting????
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Re: DPAW sighting????
now that would be a conversation starterTARTANSPECIAL wrote:Was DPAW in Glasgow on Friday???
I was in my usual position at the bar in the Solid, when i heard several American accents, behind me. On further investigation i found out they were U.S sailors, in Scotland for a few days. They did all my American friends proud. They were very drunk, very loud (even by the Solids standards) and they were trying to junp on every available or unavailable female.
Since they were all pissed i didn't think it would have went down well if i had asked them "are any of you dead puppies and whores???).
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I heard on the radio this morning that the george washington just went out to sea bacause of the hurricaine that's a coming to the east coast. Poor DPAW is probably stone-cold undrunk with Cpt. Cocksucker Davis!!!Uncle Sal wrote:I think one time back a while he said he was on the George Washington.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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Once DPAW returns I'm sure he'll end each post with it. And he will no doubt have many tales to tell of that wretched man.zombiewoff wrote:Fuck you Capt. Mike Davis.
(Hadn't heard/read it in a while and was starting to miss it.)
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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Yep, and I bet at least one refer to the use of "A fine Navy morning" too.
Poor bastard; out to sea in a hurricane with a dickhead for a boss and no booze to ward off the stress.
Stress=The inner struggle to not strangle the shit out of some asshole in desperate need of it.
Poor bastard; out to sea in a hurricane with a dickhead for a boss and no booze to ward off the stress.
Stress=The inner struggle to not strangle the shit out of some asshole in desperate need of it.
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This is from last summer, notice, no mention of being happy to serve with him again....
ABOARD USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, At Sea (NNS) --
With a handshake and a camera flash or two, Capt. Mike Davis,
USS George Washington's (CVN 73) reactor officer, welcomed
two of his Sailors back to the Navy.
Having been discharged for only a few minutes, Machinist's
Mates 2nd Class James Bowden and Marc Mueseler re-enlisted
with style inside an F-14 Tomcat. Being the first two of seven
that day in Reactor Department to recommit themselves to the
Navy during the 2002 deployment, Mueseler confessed that his
only regret was that "it would have been great to fly. I'm just glad
I had this once in a life time opportunity."
ABOARD USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, At Sea (NNS) --
With a handshake and a camera flash or two, Capt. Mike Davis,
USS George Washington's (CVN 73) reactor officer, welcomed
two of his Sailors back to the Navy.
Having been discharged for only a few minutes, Machinist's
Mates 2nd Class James Bowden and Marc Mueseler re-enlisted
with style inside an F-14 Tomcat. Being the first two of seven
that day in Reactor Department to recommit themselves to the
Navy during the 2002 deployment, Mueseler confessed that his
only regret was that "it would have been great to fly. I'm just glad
I had this once in a life time opportunity."
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I went to the GW's website, http://www.spear.navy.mil/gw, but couldn't find anything about Capt Mike. They had 3 other Capt's who look like they've been at sea a bit to long, but not our resident favorite. One day I shall find him, and when I do, I'll oproudly say, "Fuck you, Capt. Mike Davis!"
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Shit, now that I am poking around, did anyone read this?
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N11302896.htm
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N11302896.htm
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Well, I don't think DPAW was involved, as he said he's in the reactor area...well below the flight deck.
Maybe Cap'n Mike was directing traffic.
Maybe Cap'n Mike was directing traffic.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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i haven't read it yet, but i was there. not on the flight deck, but in the basement. lots of bad injuries. luckily noone died. worst accident we have ever had on this ship.Hugh Janblack wrote:Shit, now that I am poking around, did anyone read this?
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N11302896.htm
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