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massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:02 pm

DrunkFishEat wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:If my friends knew I was on this board they'd probably be concerned for me. Thank God for IntoxiChrist, my beautiful drunken savior who sadly has limited Internet time now.

Sorry I'm getting all sappy on your asses, um hey HERE'S TO DRINKING WOOOOOOOOO
What kind of friends do you have?

none, they are all goddam sleeping now

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:54 pm

MassiveDrunk wrote:
DrunkFishEat wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:If my friends knew I was on this board they'd probably be concerned for me. Thank God for IntoxiChrist, my beautiful drunken savior who sadly has limited Internet time now.

Sorry I'm getting all sappy on your asses, um hey HERE'S TO DRINKING WOOOOOOOOO
What kind of friends do you have?
none, they are all goddam sleeping now

Heh. Sadly, my friends stick to the normal perceptions of society. How I attract such fucking weirdos, I'll never know. (them i mean)

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:03 am

thanks jug, we are the "technical wierdos" but we are good drunk forls

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:10 am

MassiveDrunk wrote:thanks jug, we are the "technical wierdos" but we are good drunk forls

i'll seocind that you sonf a bithdc

And of course I ean that in the bestat heol psoible

Palindka poease don't kil mc m really drunk and depresed

I'ld;a sitls liek to be your assistand drunk donest count

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:16 am

Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:thanks jug, we are the "technical wierdos" but we are good drunk forls
i'll seocind that you sonf a bithdc

And of course I ean that in the bestat heol psoible

Palindka poease don't kil mc m really drunk and depresed

I'ld;a sitls liek to be your assistand drunk donest count

Gen baby, t's all good. Palinka's a good egg. He's just able to aspell better than us whilst plwoerd. He is tanked more often than we are and has learned how to conmpewnstate fot eh keystroke goofs.

I got a fucking IQ of 168 and I still fuck up. You're a good lass. I like you. next time Im in Clai I will biuy wyou a round. Or ten. We'll see who has the Iron Liver.

Only place in CA i was was Rocklin. Good sushi bar, boring ducking town.

Ducking,,,, fucking...whatever.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:29 am

fdoosey wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:
MassiveDrunk wrote:thanks jug, we are the "technical wierdos" but we are good drunk forls
i'll seocind that you sonf a bithdc

And of course I ean that in the bestat heol psoible

Palindka poease don't kil mc m really drunk and depresed

I'ld;a sitls liek to be your assistand drunk donest count
Gen baby, t's all good. Palinka's a good egg. He's just able to aspell better than us whilst plwoerd. He is tanked more often than we are and has learned how to conmpewnstate fot eh keystroke goofs.

I got a fucking IQ of 168 and I still fuck up. You're a good lass. I like you. next time Im in Clai I will biuy wyou a round. Or ten. We'll see who has the Iron Liver.

Only place in CA i was was Rocklin. Good sushi bar, boring ducking town.

Ducking,,,, fucking...whatever.

That is sos so sweet. Whtn INtoxitlcryr and I were together last timd e told emt to let my ty8ng go so h nve . He siad it'd abe beter htna offending peopel. But I fell relaly bad, like I"m betraying my grammmyr rooots . I just know someomen that eman oplakingk is goig to bust my chops a thatl; wil mke me even more dep4essed. Beuxes I'm a sutpid OCD lilke that, yo.

See, look. If I'm very, very careful, I can usually (not always, but usually) type perfectly fine when I'm wasted.'

Texts is a funny medulm for this thype of thing.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:44 am

Gen sweetie,

I am trying my damnedest to type coherently herre. It can be done althought it is hard as hell to concentrate.

othing wrong with mistyping. It adds to the mystique of drunkening. Hey, shit, typing well now.

Palinka's a smart guy who;s seen some shit I'd rather never see. A very good man though. He is just busting chops with you. Remrember, if someone doesn't bust chops, they don;t like you. I like you. You make me laugh. I thin kthe wife is stirring, wondering whree i am. As you can see, I wasn;t paying attention. Fook.

I ffel like an old man sometimes cause I'm 31. But then Iremember hat somte folks here are older than I and therefore more expreienced. Word.

Still, I owe you a round. And Intoxi Christ too. He;'s another good egg. I'd be honoredto drink both of you under the table.....wink wink, thats the gauntlet being thrown down.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:20 am

Uncle Sal wrote:Don't be a sucker

they will love you anyhow.....

sucker....

She's only suffering from temporary insanity Sal. When she comes to her senses, she'll be back.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:30 pm

fdoosey wrote:Gen sweetie,

I am trying my damnedest to type coherently herre. It can be done althought it is hard as hell to concentrate.

othing wrong with mistyping. It adds to the mystique of drunkening. Hey, shit, typing well now.

Palinka's a smart guy who;s seen some shit I'd rather never see. A very good man though. He is just busting chops with you. Remrember, if someone doesn't bust chops, they don;t like you. I like you. You make me laugh. I thin kthe wife is stirring, wondering whree i am. As you can see, I wasn;t paying attention. Fook.

I ffel like an old man sometimes cause I'm 31. But then Iremember hat somte folks here are older than I and therefore more expreienced. Word.

Still, I owe you a round. And Intoxi Christ too. He;'s another good egg. I'd be honoredto drink both of you under the table.....wink wink, thats the gauntlet being thrown down.

Aw, you're a sweet man, Frank. (It's Frank, right?) Someday we'll have an MDM convention, and we'll take you up on the challenge. I'm a pretty small girl, but I've built up a good tolerance.

Hell, you guys can all come over to our place, we just got a house! When the boy told me it had a pool and a fireplace, I said, "We can have frozen margaritas at the pool in the summer, and whiskey by the fireplace in the winter!" I'm psyched as hell. I've lived in the same goddamned room, under the iron thumb of my parents, for my entire life. Gee golly, it's like I'm becoming a real adult! 'Bout time.

And oy, the typos are embarrassing in the morning...

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:39 pm

The typos aren't half as bad as the words you try to convey.

My biggest fear is that I'll REALLY offend everyone with my insane drunken rants. I know I can get very vulgar if I'm not in the right mood starting out.

There was one guy in the pub last night who said, "Who the fuck is THIS asshole?" Every time someone came into the bar. I was waiting for someone to deck him. He was one of those welfare cheats who runs a tab but never pays. Some of the dives are full of them, I wonder how they stay in business. But then I remember my dad goes to a lot of them. His money alone must pay the rent. Way to support your fellow man.

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:43 pm

I share your fear. I can be a mean bitch sometimes when I'm drunk, without even really realizing it. My already poor social skills completely disappear, as does the brain-to-mouth filter. Which is how I got into trouble on this board early on. No filter to say, "Hey idiot, that's gonna come out the wrong way and hurt somebody."

But don't worry, you've got your bottles to back you up, and everybody knows you're a good guy. Here at MDM, we understand j00.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:46 pm

Brain-to-mouth filter?

I need one of those undrunk...never mind drunk.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:30 pm

I always am a lady
Gently do I comport
I never use harsh language
For I'm of the finer sort

So if you should see me here
And I'm getting lippy
Know that it's not really me
It's just my evil twin, Skippy

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