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hey folks gotta go, my locals callin my name, ill drink a few dozen four you guys. cheers
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Later Massive, try to post some afterwards, it'll be fun!! :P
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Oh fuck, he's off to the boozer now!!!
Ladies and gentlemen prepare for a massive posting party :P
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Hmm...boozing it up, eh? If the dinner I ate settles, I might join in the festivities.

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i loefe hwt the booz, but women hate me, qh what didi i do that os so aqful, im alwats alone
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awful evening, had drinks no lakeis, so lonely so druunk so babbling so di not know what im diong,m funk that
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Told you!!!!
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Massive, all the wrong ladies send you bad vibes. The good one (it only takes one) will be so crazy about you, she'll make room in the refrigerator for your cobra.
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LuckyStrikes wrote:Massive, all the wrong ladies send you bad vibes. The good one (it only takes one) will be so crazy about you, she'll make room in the refrigerator for your cobra.
Now don't start me off again :twisted:
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Tis true! He just hasn't met a lady worthy enough to hand him his forty.
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The wife beater shirt may be putting them off :P
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:The wife beater shirt may be putting them off :P
You think?
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Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:The wife beater shirt may be putting them off :P
You think?
Well that and the fact, that if he talks the way he types, they won't be able to understand a word he says. :lol:
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:The wife beater shirt may be putting them off :P
You think?
Well that and the fact, that if he talks the way he types, they won't be able to understand a word he says. :lol:
I thought everyone spoke pissedese?
Either learning it from a kindly, red-faced uncle or from friends shortly after leaving school.
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Post by Generic Jug »

The overwhelming body odor might have something to do with it, too. Homefry looks like he hasn't seen the wet end of a hose in the past few weeks.
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