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Post by DrunkenJackFlask »

Damn. Just realized I walked into the wrong thread and said the wrong damn thing. Sorry, didn't know the history. Takin' my drink to the other end of the bar, folks.

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Besides, there's not enough room in my mouth for another drink if my foot is still in it.

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Post by Circling over Shannon »

Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:...England? Low airfare, but expect to make up for it in hotel rates.
So go to Scotland. Much nicer. Not so expensive. Not England (which is nice). And TARTANSPECIAL will show you around.
Come to that, if you do go, I'll even make the trip home myself.
I've been hankerin to get over to Scotland since hte day i was born. Maybe after college or during a braek

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Post by Rowdydrunk79 »

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Takin' my drink to the other end of the bar, folks.
It's cool, Jack, come on back.
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Generic Jug wrote:Leading...where? To the joke of her being raped?
What an absolutely vile thing to suggest! I wonder if you could possibly be more offensive. Perhaps you might see you way clear to try not to...?
Generic Jug wrote:Maybe I'm a little too sloshed, but I still don't follow you.
Well, maybe you should go to your room.
Generic Jug wrote:I was just suggesting it because it's an anti-anxiety medication that I have used with pleasant results.
Anti-anxiety drugs aren't prescribed for their pleasant effects. They are prescribed to alleviate deeply unpleasant symptoms.
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Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I'll start planning that trip. But I want absinthe. Lots and lots of it!!! And Tartan's pasta too!
Absinthe is available in Scotland but it is bastard expensive. So, either TARTANSPECIAL and you fly here, or I meet you in Glasgow with a bag full of absinthe...
If you both make it here, i shall make it my duty to make sure that you remember nothing, by the time you leave :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by Frankennietzsche »

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
Palinka wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I'll start planning that trip. But I want absinthe. Lots and lots of it!!! And Tartan's pasta too!
Absinthe is available in Scotland but it is bastard expensive. So, either TARTANSPECIAL and you fly here, or I meet you in Glasgow with a bag full of absinthe...
If you both make it here, i shall make it my duty to make sure that you remember nothing, by the time you leave :twisted:
What an absolutely enticing invitation!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

can i come, i have this great new kilt on its way and that sounds like a great time to show it off. i think i really just want an excuse to freeball.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:can i come, i have this great new kilt on its way and that sounds like a great time to show it off. i think i really just want an excuse to freeball.
Damn right, you can come here any fuckin' time you like, i'll make sure you get well likkered up, and introduce you to some fine young ladies :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:can i come, i have this great new kilt on its way and that sounds like a great time to show it off. i think i really just want an excuse to freeball.
Damn right, you can come here any fuckin' time you like, i'll make sure you get well likkered up, and introduce you to some fine young ladies :twisted:
maybe i shouldn't wear the kilt then, wouldn't want any lasses jealous 'cuz i got nicer legs.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:can i come, i have this great new kilt on its way and that sounds like a great time to show it off. i think i really just want an excuse to freeball.
Damn right, you can come here any fuckin' time you like, i'll make sure you get well likkered up, and introduce you to some fine young ladies :twisted:
maybe i shouldn't wear the kilt then, wouldn't want any lasses jealous 'cuz i got nicer legs.
You wear that kilt, with pride, i guarantee before the night is done, you will be glad you did :wink:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Easy access?
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:Easy access?
that doesn't really matter what i'm wearing. :roll:
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:Easy access?
that doesn't really matter what i'm wearing. :roll:
Trust me, it makes a difference :wink:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i've actually been trying to decide on my next vacation. i was thinking of shipping the bike to new zealand and riding for a few weeks.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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