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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i've actually been trying to decide on my next vacation. i was thinking of shipping the bike to new zealand and riding for a few weeks.
Come over here, you the kilt, you will still be riding for a few weeks.
Sorry for the crudity, ladies.
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i've actually been trying to decide on my next vacation. i was thinking of shipping the bike to new zealand and riding for a few weeks.
Come over here, you the kilt, you will still be riding for a few weeks.
Sorry for the crudity, ladies.
It's true.
choices choices. solitary mountain motorcycle ride or a 2 week lapdance with a happy ending? gonna have to drink some more before i can make a choice like that.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i've actually been trying to decide on my next vacation. i was thinking of shipping the bike to new zealand and riding for a few weeks.
Come over here, you the kilt, you will still be riding for a few weeks.
Sorry for the crudity, ladies.
It's true.
choices choices. solitary mountain motorcycle ride or a 2 week lapdance with a happy ending? gonna have to drink some more before i can make a choice like that.
Bollocks, where is the choice, tell you what you come here and i'll talk Palinka in to joining us, o.k.
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Bollocks, where is the choice, tell you what you come here and i'll talk Palinka in to joining us, o.k.
No talking necessary.
I'm there.
C'mon DPAW, the ball is already rolling. And you get to air your kilt...

P.S. Thirsty4beer, as a train driver you can surely blag a ticket to Glasgow. So, will you not join us? PM TARTANSPECIAL for specifics.
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Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Bollocks, where is the choice, tell you what you come here and i'll talk Palinka in to joining us, o.k.
No talking necessary.
I'm there.
C'mon DPAW, the ball is already rolling. And you get to air your kilt...

P.S. Thirsty4beer, as a train driver you can surely blag a ticket to Glasgow. So, will you not join us? PM TARTANSPECIAL for specifics.
when my sis' finally sets a date for her damn wedding in hawaii, i'm fucking there. maybe i could hit both in a 2 week period.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...maybe i could hit both in a 2 week period.
If you get the timing pefect, you could avoid jet-lag, and hangovers, by staying drunk. Airlines still give out free booze, don't they?
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Palinka wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...maybe i could hit both in a 2 week period.
If you get the timing pefect you could avoid jet-lag and hangovers by staying drunk. Airlines still give out free booze, don't they?
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Palinka wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:...maybe i could hit both in a 2 week period.
If you get the timing pefect, you could avoid jet-lag, and hangovers, by staying drunk. Airlines still give out free booze, don't they?
Some do, once over international waters. AER LINGUS gave me a few Guiness on the way over and back. Is there a Hungarian international air line, if so, do they give absinthe or palinka?

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i remember when we flew from bootcamp in chicago to south carolina. the rdc's (drill instructor in the other armed forces) told us to go ahead and have a drink IF we're old enough, just DO NOT show up to your next command with alcohol on your breath.

i thought that was good advice........ for everyone else. me? i got loaded before i left the airport and continued all the way to charelston. the only buzz i've ever had paid for by the u.s. gov't. thank you uncle sam.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:...Is there a Hungarian international air line, if so, do they give absinthe or palinka?
There is a Hungarian airline. Malév, and they are shite. Wine or beer, if you are lucky. From Hungary to Britain it is always better to fly British Airways. The price diffence is usually about US$20 and since B.A. serve all drinks free, it is ridiculously easy to recoup the difference.
Sadly, absinthe cannot be served on any flight. But pálinka should be available on most flights into and out of central europe.
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Damn these bills! They are preventing me from seeing the world with drunken eyes!

At least I should be able to meet the lovely Lucky sometime soon. That should prove to be a drunken time.
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fdoosey wrote:Damn these bills! They are preventing me from seeing the world with drunken eyes!

At least I should be able to meet the lovely Lucky sometime soon. That should prove to be a drunken time.
that's whty i just don't them. who are these fools who keep giving and increasing my credit? someday they'll figure it out.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:that's whty i just don't them. who are these fools who keep giving and increasing my credit? someday they'll figure it out.
I stopped using them. It's paying them off that's the bastard. But slowly I do it.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

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