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LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:27 am

I keep trying to figure out the distance between Massive's avatars nipples. Is it just me, or are they headed for his arm pits?

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:32 am

LuckyStrikes wrote:I keep trying to figure out the distance between Massive's avatars nipples. Is it just me, or are they headed for his arm pits?

It's possible, but to be honest I've always focused on the ecstatic expression, and the King Cobra. Man-boobs are something I don't care for, especially since most of us fat guys are packin'...one of the reasons I am attempting weight loss.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:36 am

I don't think he's in need of a manbra. But he appears to have quite a bit of distance between the two.
It must be Monday morning.

Hugh Janblack · Post by **Hugh Janblack** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 7:37 am

fdoosey wrote:I am attempting weight loss.

Let me guess, the Whisky/Cigarette diet???

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:34 am

Hugh Janblack wrote:
fdoosey wrote:I am attempting weight loss.
Let me guess, the Whisky/Cigarette diet???

I don't smoke cigarettes...so it's the Kankakee Whisky and Beer Diet.

Um, no real progress so far, but damnit, I will keep trying.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 9:50 am

fdoosey wrote:
Hugh Janblack wrote:
fdoosey wrote:I am attempting weight loss.
Let me guess, the Whisky/Cigarette diet???
I don't smoke cigarettes...so it's the Kankakee Whisky and Beer Diet.

Um, no real progress so far, but damnit, I will keep trying.

Vodka for dieting...

deadpuppiesandwhores · Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:54 pm

fdoosey wrote:
I have muscles, I just protect them with the fat.

its padded steel.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:24 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
fdoosey wrote: I have muscles, I just protect them with the fat.
its padded steel.

Uh, yeah, that's it, exactly. What he said.

Jimmy&Guinney · Post by **Jimmy&Guinney** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:01 am

fdoosey wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I keep trying to figure out the distance between Massive's avatars nipples. Is it just me, or are they headed for his arm pits?
It's possible, but to be honest I've always focused on the ecstatic expression, and the King Cobra. Man-boobs are something I don't care for, especially since most of us fat guys are packin'...one of the reasons I am attempting weight loss.

Why do guys need nipples anyway? Is it just evolutionary evidence that men are merely women, just not as much? And why is it socially acceptable to see a man's tits and not a woman's? And if I don't start excercising and stop drying to drink Ireland dry, I'm going to start packing too.

Drunk Injun · Post by **Drunk Injun** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:13 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:a wife-beater should never be worn without beer and meatball stains on the front. then its O.K..

You accidently forgot to add that the "wifebeater" in question should be yellow from sweat. I apologize from catching this before you posted the same.

deadpuppiesandwhores · Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:20 pm

Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
fdoosey wrote:
LuckyStrikes wrote:I keep trying to figure out the distance between Massive's avatars nipples. Is it just me, or are they headed for his arm pits?
It's possible, but to be honest I've always focused on the ecstatic expression, and the King Cobra. Man-boobs are something I don't care for, especially since most of us fat guys are packin'...one of the reasons I am attempting weight loss.
Why do guys need nipples anyway? Is it just evolutionary evidence that men are merely women, just not as much? And why is it socially acceptable to see a man's tits and not a woman's? And if I don't start excercising and stop drying to drink Ireland dry, I'm going to start packing too.

we could say the same thing about y'all and your lack of penis, but i think we're all glad it worked out that way.

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:29 pm

I've always thought it was unfair that men get to go round shirtless in the summer and we can't. And bras are unfair to. They're contraptions. None of them are comfortable. I hate them. It's the first to go when I walk through my door at home.
I can take my bra off without taking off my shirt.

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:30 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I've always thought it was unfair that men get to go round shirtless in the summer and we can't. And bras are unfair to. They're contraptions. None of them are comfortable. I hate them. It's the first to go when I walk through my door at home.
I can take my bra off without taking off my shirt.

Hey, I'm sure none of us mind you walking around shirtless...you've already done skirtless. ;)

Generic Jug · Post by **Generic Jug** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:31 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:I've always thought it was unfair that men get to go round shirtless in the summer and we can't. And bras are unfair to. They're contraptions. None of them are comfortable. I hate them. It's the first to go when I walk through my door at home.
I can take my bra off without taking off my shirt.

What respectable girl can't?

I bet I can take mine off faster.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:34 pm

best contest ever.