CRAZY IDEA-F****D

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:34 pm

On Tuesday i recieved a 15 page letter from the lawyers handling the details of the t.v project. Basically it said none of the companies we had approached would consider the idea, on the advice of their legal staff. it took them 12 pages to say this, 4 pages each representing the t.v company approached, all saying the same thing, 3 pages itemising their fees(all lawyers should be burnt at the stake), so i did what anyone would do and embarked on a three day piss up, i actually managed to get barred from 5 pubs in 3 days.
To all who signed up for this madness. I am so sorry.
I feel as if i have let my brothers and sisters down.
Again my deepest apologies.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:36 pm

Fuck it, Tatan. Get a camera, pick a place and we'll do it on our own!! Lawyers be damned!

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:54 pm

Cable access. They provide the cameras.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:10 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:On Tuesday i recieved a 15 page letter from the lawyers handling the details of the t.v project. Basically it said none of the companies we had approached would consider the idea, on the advice of their legal staff. it took them 12 pages to say this, 4 pages each representing the t.v company approached, all saying the same thing, 3 pages itemising their fees(all lawyers should be burnt at the stake), so i did what anyone would do and embarked on a three day piss up, i actually managed to get barred from 5 pubs in 3 days.

You did the only sensible thing,

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:To all who signed up for this madness. I am so sorry.
I feel as if i have let my brothers and sisters down.
Again my deepest apologies.

Fuck apologies. We don't need them. How are you?

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:18 pm

Well it's taken me 2 days to undrunk up :P
I still can't believe how much those bastards have charged us :evil:

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:29 pm

Oh Tartan, don't worry about it. Reality tv sucks anyway. We want to assemble ourselves, the ddrunks on this forum, without cameras. I'd just be apllying lipstick evety five minutes with the cameras rolling anyway.

Now about lawyers. when that flashlight is shinging in your face, and your wrists are handcuffed, who do you want? Not your mamma, not your soul mate, not your bartender...You want your lawyer!!!!!

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:34 pm

LuckyStrikes wrote:Oh Tartan, don't worry about it. Reality tv sucks anyway. We want to assemble ourselves, the ddrunks on this forum, without cameras. I'd just be apllying lipstick evety five minutes with the cameras rolling anyway.

Now about lawyers. when that flashlight is shinging in your face, and your wrists are handcuffed, who do you want? Not your mamma, not your soul mate, not your bartender...You want your lawyer!!!!!

Actually, i'll take my bartender, he's studying law and he can pour me a drink at the same time :twisted:

Circling over Shannon · Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:36 pm

Aww Tartan you didn't fail. The world just sucks some times but at least you were lookin out for us all--that's what counts

I raise my glass to you sir

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:47 pm

Back to the drawing board, eh?

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:51 pm

My next reality show involves lawyers and torture

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:58 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:My next reality show involves lawyers and torture

Good show!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:04 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:My next reality show involves lawyers and torture

Now that one would have the world watching!

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:10 pm

One week, lawyers and the bear pit, next the shark tank.
Ideas on a postcard :lol:

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:16 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:One week, lawyers and the bear pit, next the shark tank.
Ideas on a postcard :lol:

Oh dear god, no. No sharks and no snakes. It would be very dull to watch.
Have you never heard of professional courtesy?

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:27 pm

Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:One week, lawyers and the bear pit, next the shark tank.
Ideas on a postcard :lol:
Oh dear god, no. No sharks and no snakes. It would be very dull to watch.
Have you never heard of professional courtesy?

How about, dog eat dog??

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