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And All The World Is Football Shaped...

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...It's just for me to kick its face! And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste, and I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime. Trying to take this all in. I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime. Trying to taste the difference between a lemon and a lime. Pain and pleasure, and the church bells softly chime...

Well, must get back to the pub. These weekends don't lose themselves, you know.
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I begin to think I may very well follow you to the ends of the earth my friend.

To the pub...

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ah yes, XTC. That would be waht is a football in the rest of the worls-not an American football. THat would make for a very strange world, indeed.

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i feel like the little tripod the ball sits in.

are we talkin' amerivan or english footnall?
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I'm talkin colleg football. We won Hail to the vicotrs, hail the to yellow and blue!!! The drunkenubg has begun. Sad alabama fans in my den. must get rid of them!!!!!!! i'll be back
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LuckyStrikes wrote:I'm talkin colleg football. We won Hail to the vicotrs, hail the to yellow and blue!!! The drunkenubg has begun. Sad alabama fans in my den. must get rid of them!!!!!!! i'll be back
Hey young lady, congragulations on your Cockeyedness royalty. And to your yellow and blue. I hope that's not the colour of your drink though. You'll pay for it tomorow morning...
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Hey Luck, you need to PM Giles and remind him you're Queen Cockeyed. . . Wait, never mind Savage would have a field day with that one
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Congratulations lucky, cockeyed and getting pie eyed.
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jerryg wrote:ah yes, XTC. That would be waht is a football in the rest of the worls-not an American football. THat would make for a very strange world, indeed.
I couldn't tell you. Too busy making plans for Nigel (and on a farmboy's wages, too!).
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Congratulations lucky, cockeyed and getting pie eyed.
Thank you Tartan. I wear my crown produdly/

Sorry about the game Unclesal, good thing you dindn't go.
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Queen Cockeyed would only confuse Massive.
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mdrpalinkka I thought of regular football too and was confused because it is ovoid with pointy ends and it didn't seem right.

then i thought maybe you didnt write the poem thingy. i
'm confused
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Re: And All The World Is Football Shaped...

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Palinka wrote:...It's just for me to kick its face! And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste, and I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime. Trying to take this all in. I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime. Trying to taste the difference between a lemon and a lime. Pain and pleasure, and the church bells softly chime...

Well, must get back to the pub. These weekends don't lose themselves, you know.
Did you discover a difference between the lemon and the lime? I always thought a lemon was more tart, but maybe not...
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Re: And All The World Is Football Shaped...

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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Palinka wrote:...It's just for me to kick its face! And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste, and I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime. Trying to take this all in. I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 senses working overtime. Trying to taste the difference between a lemon and a lime. Pain and pleasure, and the church bells softly chime...

Well, must get back to the pub. These weekends don't lose themselves, you know.
Did you discover a difference between the lemon and the lime? I always thought a lemon was more tart, but maybe not...
No actally the blonde outside my work, now that's a tart.
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Savage Swiller wrote:mdrpalinkka I thought of regular football too and was confused because it is ovoid with pointy ends and it didn't seem right.

then i thought maybe you didnt write the poem thingy. i'm confused
Aye. But I'm talking about the game where you only touch the ball with your foot (which is why it's called football).

I suppose I'll have tae duck noo.

Sorry.

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