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Alright folks, around the horn.

Post by massivedrunk »

if you are drinking this fine eve, whats in front of you. ill go first, spiced cider with a load of rum.
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Ice water in a styrofoam cup. For another hour at least.
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snake-bite: beer and cider mix
mine's a pint

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

yukon jack and yuengling's traditional lager. a fine mix.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Was jack and coke, now cheap champagne
like tears in rain

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yay for cheap anything alcoholic
mine's a pint

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Post by massivedrunk »

Savage Swiller wrote:Was jack and coke, now cheap champagne
only one thing better than cheap champagne, free champagne
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

wine. cheap red wine. 2nd glass.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Blue Boar and an empty pack of Camels.
they can walk so much farther when the pack is empty.
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Post by Generic Jug »

Same as always. Although I mixed it up a few days ago with some tequila and was pleasantly surprised. Sometimes I forget what real liquor tastes like.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

I had one lousy beer at the bar watching the Packers beat the Bears. Then a lousy diet coke. Now I'm at work. I'm never going to become a real drunkard like this. Just a lousy binge drinker.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
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Eep, third shift? What do you do?
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

I'm a security guard. I really shouldn't complain, I can be on the internet and have time to study for school. But regardless of what you actually do at work, you are a slave in the factory in which you are the product. I would rather not be.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Generic Jug »

This, my friend, is true. And, as much as I'm sure you hate to hear it, you've got a pretty cush job. No customer service - everyone leaves you alone. You're free to do pretty much whatever you want. You've got unlimited Internet access + unlimited free time! I always thought security guard seemed like a kickass job.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Yes, as far as the "inhumanity of normal employment," this is pretty humane. I did customer service for a while, I worked at a Juvenille Detention Center, and I was a Marine. I like people, but I just don't like dealing with them during business hours. To the pub....
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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