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Post by Chelsea40oz »

The reigning queen of the seeming non-sequiter strikes again!

'Sokay, a little schizoid personality never hurt anyone.

This is uncannily accurate.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

ot really, it says i'm schitzotypal. really i just hate most people because of the constant conspiracy against me, as if i can't really sense what they are doing, dumb bastards.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

oh man,put a few beers and a wee bit of whiskey in ya and look how the results change

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

wow, lets see what a few more drinks does.
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by Chelsea40oz »

I first took the test pretty undrunk and scored low on everything except moderate schizoid and high histrionic. I would've gotten another very high score had self-awareness been a category, cos I already knew I'm a long-winded, brazen hussy with an irrepressable streak of diva. :lol:

What this means for you if you drink with me in person: you will hear elaborate and interminable stories, but only after I make us all arrive an hour late to the bar cos I take my sweet-ass time getting all gussyied up and punking out hard. Stephswill can vouch for this. :wink:

In a state of drunkeness, I don't know what the results would be. You ever get the sensation that, if pressed, you could walk a tightrope and tame a herd of rampaging elephants? The pink ones, especially.
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Post by Combat Rock »

I"m ckufed -

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I was hoping I'd get a higher anti-social, but oh well. I'll have to try a bit harder at that. Oh, and I'm a moderate borderline. Interesting. I think moderate borderline describes me pretty well.
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Post by Savage »

wow. I got high on everything except very high on Schizotypal, Borderline, and Avoidant. Oh, only moderate on Dependent. I'm guessing that this is not very good news.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I'm a crazy loner!

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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Post by fdoosey »

Let's share! Here's my lunacy, in convenient 5-minute analysis form:

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

So I'm not as messed up as I thought I was. But I knew THEY were going to tell me I was paranoid.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i got something very different this time. i don't even know what to think but i'm afraid.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by boozeslinga »

Well, Chelsea, thanks for the link, because it finally refuted those diagnoses I was given way back years ago...apparently, I'm fairly normal after all...scored a "low" on everything but avoidant, which I can't possibly be, I'm a bartender (or I am BECAUSE I'm a bartender). But the important thing is, I scored low for "borderline". Ten years ago, I was in a mental hospital, diagnosed as having "borderline personality disorder" and it really disturbed me at the time, because it was not explanatory to me. I thought I was just there for the drugs! But now, according to this terribly accurate test, I no longer suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder. Wait...does that mean I have just plundered so far into disorder territory that the border is out of sight?! Well, at least I'm not PARANOID...

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Post by Savage »

third level of hell. lying in stinking mud. ick.
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

Paranoid: High
Avoidant: Very High

None of the others bothered me.
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Post by thirsty4beer »

i am:

HIGH - schizotypal, antisocial, narcissistic

all others were low or moderate

apparently

these things dont mean anything for me as i dont know what they mean. more drink methinks....
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Post by bottomsup »

To paranoid to try...
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Post by Savage »

When I was 8, I had to go see some mental health guy at school. He gave me the Rohrsach (sp) test, and a lot of IQ ones too. The weird thing was, I never did anything. I was the quietest, politest (well, a bit sarcastic perhaps) little girl around. While other kids were setting fires and beating one another up, I just sat there with a book. I did write stories; that was my only aberration. Oh, and the night terrors, somnambulism, and visual, aural and olfactory hallucinations... But I was an "A" student.

Now, according to some silly test, I'm crazy? We'll see about that.
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