The reigning queen of the seeming non-sequiter strikes again!
'Sokay, a little schizoid personality never hurt anyone.
This is uncannily accurate.
Never leave your vinyl records in your own sleeping bag
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- Inebriate Savant
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Never leave your vinyl records in your own sleeping bag
You're out of your league, go back to your own village!
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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ot really, it says i'm schitzotypal. really i just hate most people because of the constant conspiracy against me, as if i can't really sense what they are doing, dumb bastards.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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oh man,put a few beers and a wee bit of whiskey in ya and look how the results change
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
wow, lets see what a few more drinks does.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
wow, lets see what a few more drinks does.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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- Inebriate Savant
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I first took the test pretty undrunk and scored low on everything except moderate schizoid and high histrionic. I would've gotten another very high score had self-awareness been a category, cos I already knew I'm a long-winded, brazen hussy with an irrepressable streak of diva. :lol:
What this means for you if you drink with me in person: you will hear elaborate and interminable stories, but only after I make us all arrive an hour late to the bar cos I take my sweet-ass time getting all gussyied up and punking out hard. Stephswill can vouch for this.
In a state of drunkeness, I don't know what the results would be. You ever get the sensation that, if pressed, you could walk a tightrope and tame a herd of rampaging elephants? The pink ones, especially.
What this means for you if you drink with me in person: you will hear elaborate and interminable stories, but only after I make us all arrive an hour late to the bar cos I take my sweet-ass time getting all gussyied up and punking out hard. Stephswill can vouch for this.
In a state of drunkeness, I don't know what the results would be. You ever get the sensation that, if pressed, you could walk a tightrope and tame a herd of rampaging elephants? The pink ones, especially.
You're out of your league, go back to your own village!
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- Inebriate Savant
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Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
I was hoping I'd get a higher anti-social, but oh well. I'll have to try a bit harder at that. Oh, and I'm a moderate borderline. Interesting. I think moderate borderline describes me pretty well.
Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
I was hoping I'd get a higher anti-social, but oh well. I'll have to try a bit harder at that. Oh, and I'm a moderate borderline. Interesting. I think moderate borderline describes me pretty well.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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- fdoosey
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Let's share! Here's my lunacy, in convenient 5-minute analysis form:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
So I'm not as messed up as I thought I was. But I knew THEY were going to tell me I was paranoid.
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
So I'm not as messed up as I thought I was. But I knew THEY were going to tell me I was paranoid.
http://www.sammichmen.com
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
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i got something very different this time. i don't even know what to think but i'm afraid.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
- boozeslinga
- Hooch Hound
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Well, Chelsea, thanks for the link, because it finally refuted those diagnoses I was given way back years ago...apparently, I'm fairly normal after all...scored a "low" on everything but avoidant, which I can't possibly be, I'm a bartender (or I am BECAUSE I'm a bartender). But the important thing is, I scored low for "borderline". Ten years ago, I was in a mental hospital, diagnosed as having "borderline personality disorder" and it really disturbed me at the time, because it was not explanatory to me. I thought I was just there for the drugs! But now, according to this terribly accurate test, I no longer suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder. Wait...does that mean I have just plundered so far into disorder territory that the border is out of sight?! Well, at least I'm not PARANOID...
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
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- thirsty4beer
- Drunker Than God
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- Savage
- Juicing Like Jackie
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When I was 8, I had to go see some mental health guy at school. He gave me the Rohrsach (sp) test, and a lot of IQ ones too. The weird thing was, I never did anything. I was the quietest, politest (well, a bit sarcastic perhaps) little girl around. While other kids were setting fires and beating one another up, I just sat there with a book. I did write stories; that was my only aberration. Oh, and the night terrors, somnambulism, and visual, aural and olfactory hallucinations... But I was an "A" student.
Now, according to some silly test, I'm crazy? We'll see about that.
Now, according to some silly test, I'm crazy? We'll see about that.
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