Mean people

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 11:15 pm

I just read about some crazy cambodian woman who squeezed her husband's huevos until he died. It reminded me of Lorena Bobbitt, the woman who cut off her husband's dangling participle and threw it away.

I felt sorry for the cops on the scene.

"There it is. Pick it up, man."
"No way! You pick it up!"
"Aw shit!"
"Let the rookie do it."
"Hey man, come over here."

I should really try to sleep more often. I have weird thoughts after a few days of wakefulness.

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:09 pm

shit, that ain't it... got any mustard?

LuckyStrikes · Post by **LuckyStrikes** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:12 pm

...and a bun?

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:06 am

and my dad?

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:10 am

hey, in these parts, condiments, are considered after the fact.