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To sleep, perchance to scream
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Re: To sleep, perchance to scream
Savage, you're glazed and confused again. Eyes shut, not eyes wide slut. The scene of horror and pain you're seein' is your reflection from that mirror over your bed at The Sleepy Swallow Ho-tel. Too bad you can't stay at the other place anymore. The toothless desk manager had one too many close encounters of the nude kind with you, and both of youse was thrown out.Savage Swiller wrote:I can't sleep. When I close my eyes, the most unsettling technicolor movies unreel behind my eyelids. Scenes of such horror and pain that I have no choice but to stay awake.
Lice can't live in your head. Your crabs eat them! You've got more than Red Lobster.Her wicked, wicked behavior. Her nasty hygiene habits. Her little "pets" that she is wont to bring home.
But you were bestowed a true honor. The Center For Disease Control named a new strain of an old disease after you. SavageSyphilis.the druggist sends her a card on her birthday
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!