Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention

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I have another idea that the convention should be on December 5th, the anniversary of the repeal of prohibition. For you non Americans and for perhaps Americans as well as we are not known for our excellence in History, prohibition was that nasty little time when America thought it was perfectly logical to outlaw the consumption and production of booze. Yes, I know, it's hard to believe, but it happened. It could happen again, probably not, but stranger things are happening as I write this.
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:cry: :cry: :cry:

Three strikes, you're out.

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:x Never again.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
Uncle Sal wrote:you can't make it into Canada with warrants, or a record. However minor.
So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?
You can cross state lines with the minor, you just have to stop having sex with them while you're in the other state.

Like if you're in Oregon and you want to take the kiddo shopping in California, that's fine, just no sexing 'em up until you get home.
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barcalounge wrote:
Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
Uncle Sal wrote:you can't make it into Canada with warrants, or a record. However minor.
So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?
You can cross state lines with the minor, you just have to stop having sex with them while you're in the other state.

Like if you're in Oregon and you want to take the kiddo shopping in California, that's fine, just no sexing 'em up until you get home.
no, no, Sal was saying you CAN take a minor to Canada to booze--he just forgot a comma in there.
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Thee Totaller wrote:
barcalounge wrote:
Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote: So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?
You can cross state lines with the minor, you just have to stop having sex with them while you're in the other state.

Like if you're in Oregon and you want to take the kiddo shopping in California, that's fine, just no sexing 'em up until you get home.
no, no, Sal was saying you CAN take a minor to Canada to booze--he just forgot a comma in there.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA All that just for a missed comma HAHAHAHA.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote::cry: :cry: :cry:

Three strikes, you're out.

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:x Never again.
I don't get it. I'm sure it's damn funny though. :)
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote::cry: :cry: :cry:

Three strikes, you're out.


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,,,,,,, what I meant was(,) that they won't let you into Canada with a copy of a Yaz EP (nobody's diary wasn't it?)
you degenerates are going to land us all in jail and ruin the convention if for the love of god we can decide on a location...
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j and g, i 6thgink it was an updside dint mar5t5ini gladd, does that hgelp?\
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ok, since this thing looks like its gonna be held at some point in the future. I have not read the entire thread yet and dont know if i'll get a chance to, but.....

as long as it is held somewhere i have a chance of getting to, my lady is recovered from this cancer and its feasible.....we're there. sounds like a good time and i hope we can get a place hat wont kick us out for bveing drunk. i plan to get trashed, but if in vegas will drink and watch you all gamble.

hopfully, i can keep up with this thread. please feel free to email me (i think my email is listed) if i am out of here for parts of her treatment. that has to come first!

thanks fellow imbibers...
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Man, 7, your and your lady are in my thoughts and prayers. This has been a defining part of my year also. I look forward to meeting you both.

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Ahhh...Memories of the pre-Con.1 debate...

Reading this makes me think that we really should get started on the debate for the "10th Anniversary of Con.1, Con." debate...
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shit(,) (for chelsea) the comma...that thread was an entertaining read. been ten years, and never made it to that one due to some unfortunate debts to society... are y'all planning another?
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Palinka wrote:Ahhh...Memories of the pre-Con.1 debate...

Reading this makes me think that we really should get started on the debate for the "10th Anniversary of Con.1, Con." debate...
Seconded.
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