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From Sunday's NT Times Magazine:

Aida Ruilova, 29
Aida Ruilova's videos are dark, filled with jump-cut images of her friends moving through decaying houses, appearing in windows and then disappearing up staircases. The gothic visuals are expertly mixed with sounds and rhythms that, as described in The Times, create a sense of ''young shut-ins, stuttering eccentrics and assorted sociopaths.'' Ruilova, whose work is included in the Venice Biennale, comes by her darkness honestly.


''I came of age in Tampa,'' she says, ''the death-metal capital of the U.S. And the first time I came to New York City, my cousin brought me to 'Heavy Metal Breakfast,' which was a matinee on Sundays at the Limelight.

The next day we went to see my grandfather play the bouzouki and perform an ancient Spartan warrior dance. It was totally punk. I was instantly attracted to the energy of the city. Now I live in the fur-and-plant district. I'm drawn to the city's negative spaces. Its tunnels, its dark-lit corners and its night.''
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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:x Um duuuurh., J&G your obnoxious and very obviously fake rack is occupying to much of my digital real estate, mate. Second of all, I don't think Florida, anywhere, holds a damn candle to the Northeastern seaboard or New Orleans as the u$a based capitol of death metal. What would Eye know? Eye Hate God boys have known me since 87 and not in a biblical sense, more like in a satanic burning down churches sense. So shut up! :lol:
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Bwa-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Dear god, I'm drunk!
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Palinka wrote:Bwa-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Dear god, I'm drunk!
So was I when I went on that terrible rant! :lol: Um, sorry J&G, I was quite distracted by your new avatar and only managed to sieze on the death metal bit.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote::x Um duuuurh., J&G your obnoxious and very obviously fake rack is occupying to much of my digital real estate, mate.
i find it very entertaining and can't believe that any woman could be so fucking stupid as to pay for breasts that large. that is nature. a freak of nature, but natural nonetheless.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:
Palinka wrote:Bwa-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha...
Dear god, I'm drunk!
So was I when I went on that terrible rant! :lol: Um, sorry J&G, I was quite distracted by your new avatar and only managed to sieze on the death metal bit.
That's ok, you weren't so drunk that you couldn't put the little smiley guy at the end, and besides, I thought it kind of proved my point. ;) (In a good way of coarse. :)

The well endowed vodka drinking woman (she's drinking vodka in my world anyway) isn't going to stay long, I just couldn't resist.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Ya know, I love boobs as much as the next guy, but that's a little severe...c'mon J&G...1 more post and you're in the Bottle Club!

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I can't decide if it's Photoshopped or not. I hope for her sake that it is. Wow, where would you find bras that large?
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Generic Jug wrote:I can't decide if it's Photoshopped or not. I hope for her sake that it is. Wow, where would you find bras that large?
Unfortunately Gen they are "real", she was on a programme here called, silicon junkies. It was about all these women who are addicted to getting implants :roll:
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Generic Jug wrote:I can't decide if it's Photoshopped or not. I hope for her sake that it is. Wow, where would you find bras that large?
The lady in question is Lolo Ferrari. Or rather was. A z-list Eurotrash "celebrity." French by birth, she became a "star" in Germany. Manipulated by her manager boyfriend, she took ever more drastic surgical procedures and took part in ever more seedy events.
She turned up on a British TV show, called "Eurotrash," as a co-host, allegedy. In fact, the real hosts, Antoine De Caunnes and Jean-Paul Gaultier (yes, that one), would mock her and used her presence as a platform for very cheap jokes (which isn't to say that they weren't funny). She spiralled in to verious addictions and died a few short years ago.
Her mother insists that there was foul play. The manager/boyfriend certainly came out of the deal very well.
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That is sad.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by thirsty4beer »

i missed the avatar, but know who it was from Palinka's description. Eurotrash was a bit fucked up at times, but usually made good drunk-e-vision :shock: :twisted:
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