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Post by Audiogasm »

i need to showre and go to bedQ . BEING SINGLE SUCKS. IS NOONE THINANYMORE3?
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not me anyway. oh and i'm a bloke.....
mine's a pint

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Shut up. Being single is way easier than not. Go beat off and pass out.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i love being single, except with every passing year i lose more and more friends to the horrors of a one woman life. i know they miss it too because everytime i see them, i get this look, y'know the one. not the, "oh god he's drunk again look", but the "dammit he's drunk again, when is going to be my turn" look.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i love being single, except with every passing year i lose more and more friends to the horrors of a one woman life. i know they miss it too because everytime i see them, i get this look, y'know the one. not the, "oh god he's drunk again look", but the "dammit he's drunk again, when is going to be my turn" look.
Exactly. I used to give that look once. I know it well. I won't give it again.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Combat Rock wrote:Exactly. I used to give that look once. I know it well. I won't give it again.
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i'm gonna get me a bottle of whiskey......
mine's a pint

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Palinka wrote:
Combat Rock wrote:Exactly. I used to give that look once. I know it well. I won't give it again.
"A woman ain't nothing a bottle of whiskey won't cure..." Sam Peckinpah, 1925 - 1984.
He was a god among men. With a biography called If they Move, Kill 'Em how can you not be?
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

io hav ebeen hiy on by sdoooo many womrn tionbight, ttooo bad ythey were all undrrage of else i woulf';ne had a great time. i suppose i still haf a gresat time but coulf'be bwwmnnbetter.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by 7calspergram »

DPAW,

Glad them berr goglless didnt fook up your visionn and you committted a felony. Or glad you werenot drinking tequila.
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...

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Post by Uncle Sal »

here on the island, we have a saying...

you never lose your girl, you just lose your turn.

how sick is that?
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

7calspergram wrote:DPAW,

Glad them berr goglless didnt fook up your visionn and you committted a felony. Or glad you werenot drinking tequila.
i ;obve yous guyts
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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