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i smell like pussy
i need to showre and go to bedQ . BEING SINGLE SUCKS. IS NOONE THINANYMORE3?
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- thirsty4beer
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i love being single, except with every passing year i lose more and more friends to the horrors of a one woman life. i know they miss it too because everytime i see them, i get this look, y'know the one. not the, "oh god he's drunk again look", but the "dammit he's drunk again, when is going to be my turn" look.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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Exactly. I used to give that look once. I know it well. I won't give it again.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i love being single, except with every passing year i lose more and more friends to the horrors of a one woman life. i know they miss it too because everytime i see them, i get this look, y'know the one. not the, "oh god he's drunk again look", but the "dammit he's drunk again, when is going to be my turn" look.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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"A woman ain't nothing a bottle of whiskey won't cure..." Sam Peckinpah, 1925 - 1984.Combat Rock wrote:Exactly. I used to give that look once. I know it well. I won't give it again.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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- thirsty4beer
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He was a god among men. With a biography called If they Move, Kill 'Em how can you not be?Palinka wrote:"A woman ain't nothing a bottle of whiskey won't cure..." Sam Peckinpah, 1925 - 1984.Combat Rock wrote:Exactly. I used to give that look once. I know it well. I won't give it again.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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io hav ebeen hiy on by sdoooo many womrn tionbight, ttooo bad ythey were all undrrage of else i woulf';ne had a great time. i suppose i still haf a gresat time but coulf'be bwwmnnbetter.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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i ;obve yous guyts7calspergram wrote:DPAW,
Glad them berr goglless didnt fook up your visionn and you committted a felony. Or glad you werenot drinking tequila.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.