ND Closed to me?

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:29 am

I'm not sure I'll be headed back up north anytime soon. My buddy's wife ended Saturday night crying in the bathroom. I don't think it was my fault. I even asked him if I had been out of line, and he said no (and he woulda told me if I had, because he has before :D )...but you know how wives are.

It all started on Friday when he and I were in his bedroom fixing his computer, he was laying on the bed and I was at the computer, when the bitch walks in and lays next to him. Two seconds later she's fondling him. I look over and roll my eyes, and she says to me "I bet your thinking about how you wish you were somewhere else." And I looked her in the eye and said "No, I'm thinking about how insecure you are that you feel threatened by ME!"

It went downhill from there on Saturday, someone said something about highschool (our 10 year is this summer) so the yearbooks came out, and she kept trying to find a picture of his ex, and wouldn't let it fucking go.

I think she feels threatened by me because I know all the dirty secrets of his and she doesn't. I represent everything that he was before he met her. At least in her mind. Too bad that dumb bastard is only staying with her cuz of the kid.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:34 am

It's quite obvious, she wanted you. But you rolled your eyes, and she felt scorned. It's her fault, she probably should have fondled you first.

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:43 am

Fast Cast wrote:It's quite obvious, she wanted you. But you rolled your eyes, and she felt scorned. It's her fault, she probably should have fondled you first.

I would believe that, and I would almost be alright with that, but she recently became a tank-ass.

bluefox · Post by **bluefox** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:50 am

I like me some junk in the trunk...you know a bit of meat with my potatoes.

Still, this girl sounds like she might have a bit of the psycho gene.

coqui_chris · Post by **coqui_chris** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:54 am

I thought this was a post about the University of Notre Dame.

I guess its just my ethnic upbringing that every time I see the letters "ND" I immediately think about the Blue and Gold.

.... · Post by **....** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:58 am

Too bad Gerald. Fucking wives ruin everything. Serious. Except for most of the guys on the board are very fortunate to have very cool wives. Cheers to all the lovely ladies who stand behind their drunkard men.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:45 pm

coqui_chris wrote:I thought this was a post about the University of Notre Dame.

I guess its just my ethnic upbringing that every time I see the letters "ND" I immediately think about the Blue and Gold.

Me too, pallie.

coqui_chris · Post by **coqui_chris** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:06 pm

Mayhem wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:I thought this was a post about the University of Notre Dame.

I guess its just my ethnic upbringing that every time I see the letters "ND" I immediately think about the Blue and Gold.
Me too, pallie.

Know all the words to the Fight Song, too?

happydrunk · Post by **happydrunk** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:51 am

Winebox wrote:Too bad Gerald. Fucking wives ruin everything. Serious. Except for most of the guys on the board are very fortunate to have very cool wives. Cheers to all the lovely ladies who stand behind their drunkard men.

well, it took me a while to climb on board (I totally had serious issues with my dh going on an online drunkard board at first), but I must say not only do I like most of the people on this board (when my initial reaction was 'wut a bunch of losers having to go online to drink'), but I have also come to appreciate drinking in an entirely new way . . . kind of like an expansion of the mind as opposed to just getting blasted. So Cheers back to all of you!

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:10 am

happydrunk wrote:
Winebox wrote:Too bad Gerald. Fucking wives ruin everything. Serious. Except for most of the guys on the board are very fortunate to have very cool wives. Cheers to all the lovely ladies who stand behind their drunkard men.
well, it took me a while to climb on board (I totally had serious issues with my dh going on an online drunkard board at first), but I must say not only do I like most of the people on this board (when my initial reaction was 'wut a bunch of losers having to go online to drink'), but I have also come to appreciate drinking in an entirely new way . . . kind of like an expansion of the mind as opposed to just getting blasted. So Cheers back to all of you!

It's official, she's come over to the dark side :twisted:

Sgt. HSA · Post by **Sgt. HSA** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:15 am

gerald_weigel wrote:
happydrunk wrote:
Winebox wrote:Too bad Gerald. Fucking wives ruin everything. Serious. Except for most of the guys on the board are very fortunate to have very cool wives. Cheers to all the lovely ladies who stand behind their drunkard men.
well, it took me a while to climb on board (I totally had serious issues with my dh going on an online drunkard board at first), but I must say not only do I like most of the people on this board (when my initial reaction was 'wut a bunch of losers having to go online to drink'), but I have also come to appreciate drinking in an entirely new way . . . kind of like an expansion of the mind as opposed to just getting blasted. So Cheers back to all of you!
It's official, she's come over to the dark side :twisted:

She has. She is pure evil now.

greygoose · Post by **greygoose** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:19 am

bluefox wrote:I like me some junk in the trunk...you know a bit of meat with my potatoes.

Still, this girl sounds like she might have a bit of the psycho gene.

What he said. *slap slap, giddyup*

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:25 am

Well, I talked to my friend. Turns out it isn't as bad as I thought. But this is what I don't get...she was upset about something NO ONE remembers me saying...something along the lines of her needing to get a job! It wasn't the fat comments, or the comment of her being insecure, or us talking about old girlfriends! How fucked up is that?! She was PMSing at the time too (I know this cuz she told me), so maybe that had something to do with it.

Drunkard-X · Post by **Drunkard-X** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:48 am

gerald_weigel wrote:Well, I talked to my friend. Turns out it isn't as bad as I thought. But this is what I don't get...she was upset about something NO ONE remembers me saying...something along the lines of her needing to get a job! It wasn't the fat comments, or the comment of her being insecure, or us talking about old girlfriends! How fucked up is that?! She was PMSing at the time too (I know this cuz she told me), so maybe that had something to do with it.

Wait, she doesn't have a job? How odd. I don't know many women who don't at least work part time. This chick has issues.

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:04 pm

gerald_weigel wrote:Well, I talked to my friend. Turns out it isn't as bad as I thought. But this is what I don't get...she was upset about something NO ONE remembers me saying...something along the lines of her needing to get a job! It wasn't the fat comments, or the comment of her being insecure, or us talking about old girlfriends! How fucked up is that?! She was PMSing at the time too (I know this cuz she told me), so maybe that had something to do with it.

This one is easy. She obviously misunderstood the blowjob comment... :D