So we're going to look at a church after work, possibly the one the wedding will take place at. What should I ask? I have no idea and, fortunately, am not responsible for any planning.
1. Could we pay you in booze instead of writing a check?
2. We can't smoke in here, can we?
3. When you ask me if I do, is 'maybe' an option?
4. How do you feel about ham and beans?
5. I can't hang the crosses upside down, can I?
6. What branch of the service were you in?
7. I'm very flatulent when nervous. Will this be a problem?
8. I've got a warrant out for my arrest. You'll give me sanctuary
if the cops show up, right?
9. I'm almost done with my state quarters collection; you wouldn't
happen to have Hawaii, would you?
*gets bitch-slapped by Phryne*
Questions for the church lady...
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Questions for the church lady...
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Our ceremony went off late because nobody could find the groom and best men. They finally located us in the bar way in the back of the place. I'd say I had 4-5 in me when I strolled down the aisle.JohnnyTequila wrote:Flasks are a must. I had a few pulls off my flask just before the ceremony, took the edge off, you married guys know what I'm talkin' about?
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See honey? All the cool kids are doing it.Sgt. HSA wrote:Our ceremony went off late because nobody could find the groom and best men. They finally located us in the bar way in the back of the place. I'd say I had 4-5 in me when I strolled down the aisle.JohnnyTequila wrote:Flasks are a must. I had a few pulls off my flask just before the ceremony, took the edge off, you married guys know what I'm talkin' about?
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Just be warned: it makes you 'persona non grata' with the mother-in-law.the_grey_goose wrote:See honey? All the cool kids are doing it.Sgt. HSA wrote:Our ceremony went off late because nobody could find the groom and best men. They finally located us in the bar way in the back of the place. I'd say I had 4-5 in me when I strolled down the aisle.JohnnyTequila wrote:Flasks are a must. I had a few pulls off my flask just before the ceremony, took the edge off, you married guys know what I'm talkin' about?
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Do you have a liqour license or is it byob?
Exactly where to you keep the communion wine?
Exactly where to you keep the communion wine?
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We started with the Jager shots at 10:45am in front of the house. Me, my brother (best man), two buddies who were groomsmen and another who wasn't. More shots on the way to the church. Flasks were loaded at the church when guests started to arrive. After the wedding mass, another round of shots on the sidewalk of the church led to a cooler being taken out of the limo and conveniently placed behind the receiving line. Once we got in the limos to head to the inn where we had the reception, all bets were off. All-in-all, it was a nice little warm-up to the 4.5 hour open bar. :DJohnnyTequila wrote:Flasks are a must. I had a few pulls off my flask just before the ceremony, took the edge off, you married guys know what I'm talkin' about?
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Re: Questions for the church lady...
Hawaii won't be out for a couple of years. I think the newest one is Wisconsin.the_grey_goose wrote:So we're going to look at a church after work, possibly the one the wedding will take place at. What should I ask? I have no idea and, fortunately, am not responsible for any planning.
1. Could we pay you in booze instead of writing a check?
2. We can't smoke in here, can we?
3. When you ask me if I do, is 'maybe' an option?
4. How do you feel about ham and beans?
5. I can't hang the crosses upside down, can I?
6. What branch of the service were you in?
7. I'm very flatulent when nervous. Will this be a problem?
8. I've got a warrant out for my arrest. You'll give me sanctuary
if the cops show up, right?
9. I'm almost done with my state quarters collection; you wouldn't
happen to have Hawaii, would you?
*gets bitch-slapped by Phryne*