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Drunk and confused

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I'm drunk, after being Colletted, and I'm watching the Daily Show. I came home to a message on the machine from DJF and Mr Johnny Tequila. I'm confused. Who are these people? They sounded drunk. I'm a mormon. Or a mennonite. Or a Quaker. Or amish. NO wait. I'm Italian. Same thing. I'm drunk.
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Good thing you are not a Mooninite.
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steved2112 wrote:Good thing you are not a Mooninite.
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Aye, that.
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Mayhem wrote:
steved2112 wrote:Good thing you are not a Mooninite.
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Aye, that.
Earache my Aye!
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You were lucky. Oh, the things we had planned for the women.
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:You were lucky. Oh, the things we had planned for the women.
Do tell!

BTW, nice av, Tim.
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steved2112 wrote:Good thing you are not a Mooninite.
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Ignignokt: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignokt: No one can defeat the quad laser.
Err: It is over now.
Ignignokt: The bullet is enormous...there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless.
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Mayhem, your avatar is sexually confusing.

Please, won't you think of the newbies?

(Advice coming from someone accused of being "light in the loafers" by the DC morons..)

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Mayhem wrote: after being Colletted
"Nothing to do
nowhere to go-o
I wanna be Colletted."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Mayhem wrote: after being Colletted
"Nothing to do
nowhere to go-o
I wanna be Colletted."
Good one, Franken. I can hardly wait to sing that to Miss Collette.
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Mayhem wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:
Mayhem wrote: after being Colletted
"Nothing to do
nowhere to go-o
I wanna be Colletted."
Good one, Franken. I can hardly wait to sing that to Miss Collette.
So, when are we going to see some pics of Ms Collette ?
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote: "Nothing to do
nowhere to go-o
I wanna be Colletted."
Good one, Franken. I can hardly wait to sing that to Miss Collette.
So, when are we going to see some pics of Ms Collette ?
I believe it's Mrs. Collette. And I think Mayhem's camera is set only to take pictures of Liz. Or so I've heard.

I guess my AV is sexually confusing also. Perhaps we should switch. Or perhaps I should attach my tits to my sig.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote: "Nothing to do
nowhere to go-o
I wanna be Colletted."
Good one, Franken. I can hardly wait to sing that to Miss Collette.
So, when are we going to see some pics of Ms Collette ?
Yes, when will we get to see the infamous lady?
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LadyRed wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:
Mayhem wrote:Good one, Franken. I can hardly wait to sing that to Miss Collette.
So, when are we going to see some pics of Ms Collette ?
Yes, when will we get to see the infamous lady?
Is it Camille?

Wait. Wrong couple.
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bluefox wrote:
LadyRed wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote: So, when are we going to see some pics of Ms Collette ?
Yes, when will we get to see the infamous lady?
Is it Camille?

Wait. Wrong couple.
Yah, last time I checked Mayhem wasn't in line to be king... or is he...?
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