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- Lord of Benders
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somehow...
I havent had anything to drink since saturday. No, Im serious. This is the longest i have gone since 97, I think. Lets all say "fiscally enforced undrunkenness". Can we all say that? Good. Im fucking sick of it. Tonight, I overdraw the ol' bank account. I get good and drunk.
"this is... wait. This... its.. jesus... hold on... shit... ok, this is neither the time, nor the... the place for... uh... do you have a cigarette?"
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Sorry to hear that you don't have enough cash to get booze. Might I suggest a $10 handle of plastic bottle vodka, some MD 20/20, or possible some malt liqour. I recommend all of the above.
this post brought to you by #summerofmargaritas10 cause, yeah it's going to be that kinda of summer where mixed drinks with tequila is going to taste all types of good and stuff, this summer '10 get yourself some margaritas and holler at ya boy.
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If you ever get up my way, I'll buy you a drink.3DrinksAhead wrote:I havent had anything to drink since saturday. No, Im serious. This is the longest i have gone since 97, I think. Lets all say "fiscally enforced undrunkenness". Can we all say that? Good. Im fucking sick of it. Tonight, I overdraw the ol' bank account. I get good and drunk.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough Without ever having felt sorry for itself
Look for cheap cooking wine or sherry...just don't get it at the supermarket. They salt this wine to make it undrinkable.litty wrote:when all else fails, drink the bitters & the mouthwash.
A cheap port at the liquor store will run about $3.50. This is 18-25% alcohol. If you like red wines this will be right up your alley.
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- Lord of Benders
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thats all well and good, but i am BROKE. I mean, flat fucking, totaly, allready-gone throught the couch cushions broke. I get paid next friday. But luckily, I can overdraw the debit card at the local likasto.
"this is... wait. This... its.. jesus... hold on... shit... ok, this is neither the time, nor the... the place for... uh... do you have a cigarette?"
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It's okay, you and Happy are gonna need to build up that tolerance. The wind is blowing in from the west, the sign of Spring, Mrs. Poppins, Tipsy and August. 8)Sgt. HSA wrote:Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.
It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
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3DrinksAhead wrote:I havent had anything to drink since saturday. No, Im serious. This is the longest i have gone since 97, I think. Lets all say "fiscally enforced undrunkenness". Can we all say that? Good. Im fucking sick of it. Tonight, I overdraw the ol' bank account. I get good and drunk.
hey 3drinks, i hear ya. about 2 weeks ago, I went 6 days without a drop. 6 fucking days! And you know what I learned? undrunkenness is WAY overrated. in fact, it sucks.
Need I tell you the convention's in 7 weeks? You need some serious training.Sgt. HSA wrote:Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.
It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
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Winebox wrote:Need I tell you the convention's in 7 weeks? You need some serious training.Sgt. HSA wrote:Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.
It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
51 days and counting.
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