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I havent had anything to drink since saturday. No, Im serious. This is the longest i have gone since 97, I think. Lets all say "fiscally enforced undrunkenness". Can we all say that? Good. Im fucking sick of it. Tonight, I overdraw the ol' bank account. I get good and drunk.
"this is... wait. This... its.. jesus... hold on... shit... ok, this is neither the time, nor the... the place for... uh... do you have a cigarette?"

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Sorry to hear that you don't have enough cash to get booze. Might I suggest a $10 handle of plastic bottle vodka, some MD 20/20, or possible some malt liqour. I recommend all of the above.
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when all else fails, drink the bitters & the mouthwash.
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3DrinksAhead wrote:I havent had anything to drink since saturday. No, Im serious. This is the longest i have gone since 97, I think. Lets all say "fiscally enforced undrunkenness". Can we all say that? Good. Im fucking sick of it. Tonight, I overdraw the ol' bank account. I get good and drunk.
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Post by Sgt. HSA »

Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.

It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
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litty wrote:when all else fails, drink the bitters & the mouthwash.
Look for cheap cooking wine or sherry...just don't get it at the supermarket. They salt this wine to make it undrinkable.

A cheap port at the liquor store will run about $3.50. This is 18-25% alcohol. If you like red wines this will be right up your alley.

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thats all well and good, but i am BROKE. I mean, flat fucking, totaly, allready-gone throught the couch cushions broke. I get paid next friday. But luckily, I can overdraw the debit card at the local likasto.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.

It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
It's okay, you and Happy are gonna need to build up that tolerance. The wind is blowing in from the west, the sign of Spring, Mrs. Poppins, Tipsy and August. 8)
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3DrinksAhead wrote:I havent had anything to drink since saturday. No, Im serious. This is the longest i have gone since 97, I think. Lets all say "fiscally enforced undrunkenness". Can we all say that? Good. Im fucking sick of it. Tonight, I overdraw the ol' bank account. I get good and drunk.

hey 3drinks, i hear ya. about 2 weeks ago, I went 6 days without a drop. 6 fucking days! And you know what I learned? undrunkenness is WAY overrated. in fact, it sucks.

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Sgt. HSA wrote:Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.

It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
Need I tell you the convention's in 7 weeks? You need some serious training.

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Winebox wrote:
Sgt. HSA wrote:Same here, 3DA, last drink was Saturday night, and my next one won't be at least until after this weekend. Sometimes, I just have to let the bod recuperate.

It's going to blow my tolerance all to hell, though.
Need I tell you the convention's in 7 weeks? You need some serious training.


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