20 hours of alcohol re-education completed tonight.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:47 pm

I'm happy. No smarter. But I am drinking a wee dram of bourbon and a Heineken to celebrate.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:54 pm

Only a wee dram? My God. Now we have to do an intervention.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:03 pm

12.5% of the people on Southern California freeways are 0.08 or more at 5:00am. Or so the propaganda goes. Tomorrow I must drive to work early, and I don't want to be one of them. I am a slave to driving during the week. My weekends are up for grabs. (wanna grab me?)

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:05 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'm happy. No smarter. But I am drinking a wee dram of bourbon and a Heineken to celebrate.

Defintely a good thing to celebrate. Been there, done that. Mine was a Saturday thru Tuesday evening type deal. Did you burn the "our feable attempt at brainwashing you" booklet? That crap gave me many a laugh. Cheers and congrats DJF!

Mister Priapus · Post by **Mister Priapus** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:09 pm

So is that the last of it or do you have to do more? I forget

*slides one over to you*

Either way, you've earned it pal.

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:15 pm

Shmoo wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'm happy. No smarter. But I am drinking a wee dram of bourbon and a Heineken to celebrate.
Defintely a good thing to celebrate. Been there, done that. Mine was a Saturday thru Tuesday evening type deal. Did you burn the "our feable attempt at brainwashing you" booklet? That crap gave me many a laugh. Cheers and congrats DJF!

Still too early to burn anything. This was just "Education". Still have 8 more weeks of "Group", 2 one-on-ones with the counselor, 8 AA's that "someone anonymous" has to sign, and two more Saturdays of filling sandbags for the county. Another 7 months on a restricted licence (as soon as I get it) and 5 years of probation. I'm just celebrating the first thing I completed. But I'll take it! Cheers!

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:16 pm

Mister Priapus wrote:So is that the last of it or do you have to do more? I forget

*slides one over to you*

Either way, you've earned it pal.

I'll take it! Thanks! *clink*

Shmoo · Post by **Shmoo** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:28 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
Shmoo wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'm happy. No smarter. But I am drinking a wee dram of bourbon and a Heineken to celebrate.
Defintely a good thing to celebrate. Been there, done that. Mine was a Saturday thru Tuesday evening type deal. Did you burn the "our feable attempt at brainwashing you" booklet? That crap gave me many a laugh. Cheers and congrats DJF!
Still too early to burn anything. This was just "Education". Still have 8 more weeks of "Group", 2 one-on-ones with the counselor, 8 AA's that "someone anonymous" has to sign, and two more Saturdays of filling sandbags for the county. Another 7 months on a restricted licence (as soon as I get it) and 5 years of probation. I'm just celebrating the first thing I completed. But I'll take it! Cheers!

Holy Shit! :shock: *passes a barrel of Ten High to the westcoast*

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:37 pm

Shmoo wrote:Holy Shit! :shock: *passes a barrel of Ten High to the westcoast*

Thanks! In two months, I will take a couple weeks of vacation and drink that thing in its entirety. May take a sip or two before then. I might need help, though...

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:52 am

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:(wanna grab me?)

Yeah!
:oops: But don't tell you-know-who.

Any Way! Want some almond champage from Temickular? In a clean glass, even?

Dirty Lou · Post by **Dirty Lou** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:12 am

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Thanks! In two months, I will take a couple weeks of vacation and drink that thing in its entirety. May take a sip or two before then. I might need help, though...

Well, may I suggest Denver as a May vacation destination. Help is sooo readily available in that local around hmmmm.... May 13th.

I WILL NOT STOP HOUNDING YOU!

Enabler · Post by **Enabler** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:15 am

there is nothing you can learn in twenty hours that you can't forget after four. One if you have a funnel.

Dirty Lou · Post by **Dirty Lou** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:26 am

Enabler wrote:there is nothing you can learn in twenty hours that you can't forget after four. One if you have a funnel.

Ha, ha. See, see. I thought I reached enlightenment when I saw a painting of 'Contra' done on a 20x24 canvas.

What do I know, xept Denver. and who should appear.

.... · Post by **....** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:56 am

Savage wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:(wanna grab me?)
Yeah!
:oops: But don't tell you-know-who.

Any Way! Want some almond champage from Temickular? In a clean glass, even?

Dammit Savage, you beat me to it.

DJF, I'm single, you know.

Condolences on all this bullshit DJF. But I agree with Louie--- Denver is lovely in mid-May.

And I am SINGLE, you know. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

Peripat · Post by **Peripat** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:41 am

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:I'm happy. No smarter. But I am drinking a wee dram of bourbon and a Heineken to celebrate.

I salute you, fellow penitent DD, and I toast you all the more knowing that I got off on my charges easy.... :shock:

(No court-ordered meetings here, thank that higher power! *cough*)

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