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PFrank

Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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Drinking gin tonight
Memories of simple times
Victory shall come

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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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A real haiku, illustrating my need to drink more.

日本飲酒は
楽けど帰国
飲みやすい

Drinking in Japan is
a lot of fun, but in my own country
Drinking is more peaceful

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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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Frenchie he came
And for sure ruined the game
Quick more ale
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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Not much happening,
Tragically it's a school night.
Hangover, kids - hell.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?

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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

Post by Cliffie S. Bockerson »

sitting at my desk
having made stealth vodka drinks
Happy hour starts early.
"Nossir. Even in my worst delirium I never interfered with the flow of traffic. I never drank any hair tonic, either."

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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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Re: Haiku, how drunk are you?

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don't be a douche, jeff.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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Temporal booze stream
We’re in the pipe five by five
Irrelevant time
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Re: Haiku fun

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I'm up late tonight
Drinking way too much bourbon
Because he is sick
like tears in rain

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