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Drunkard-X
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Damn the Kingdom of Loathing!

Guinness is very good
Jameson's is a bit better
faced I will be soon
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yes please is a geek
drinking guinness all day long
full of booze all day
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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MassiveDrunk jealous
Is stuck at work I think
Suck my balls Pallie

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I soon go to work
I dont like it there at all
hope for a stripper
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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this thread could go on
until we are all drunk and
writing in haiku
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Only a few more left
Posts and spews, some wisdom, some shit
Chugging like Churchill
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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whiskeyprick wrote:Only a few more left
Posts and spews, some wisdom, some shit
Chugging like Churchill
Post like a post whore
Just type what you are thinking
But make five k count.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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whiskeyprick wrote:Only a few more left
Posts and spews, some wisdom, some shit
Chugging like Churchill
that sentence is eight
haiku is five seven five
just thought you should know
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As May approaches
My anticipation grows
And my wallet shrinks
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.
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Tesko wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:Only a few more left
Posts and spews, some wisdom, some shit
Chugging like Churchill
that sentence is eight
haiku is five seven five
just thought you should know
My bad, dear Tesko
The words ain't flowing today
for I am undrunk
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Tesko wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:Only a few more left
Posts and spews, some wisdom, some shit
Chugging like Churchill
that sentence is eight
haiku is five seven five
just thought you should know
My bad, dear Tesko
The words ain't flowing today
for I am undrunk
you can fix that, sir
pick up a bottle and drink
then you will be drunk
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My drink is far now
I be one mess of undrunk neurons
That changes in three hours
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Tesko wrote:
whiskeyprick wrote:
Tesko wrote: that sentence is eight
haiku is five seven five
just thought you should know
My bad, dear Tesko
The words ain't flowing today
for I am undrunk
you can fix that, sir
pick up a bottle and drink
then you will be drunk
much as I would like
at work now, must drive later
Tonight, revenge, mine
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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Post by Savage »

The house smells of glue
and lit matches I'll inhale
make up for no booze
like tears in rain
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Haiku, how drunk are you?

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In the world of drink
We drink and fall, as we may
Deny it next day
like tears in rain
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