So I puked

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Does this make me a light weigth?

It was a fith of tequila, not many wouldn't puke
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12%
It was only tequila, you lightweight son of a bitch
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15%
We all puke a little sometimes
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You know damn well that if it were a liter of vodka you wouldn't have puked.
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You are actually gunna go to work in 5 hours?
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joesixpack wrote:Everyone must have a differing acid-base-buffer reagent dynamic equilibrium.
Well SOMEONE took honors chemistry!
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joesixpack wrote:Tequilia is mean.

Bourbon is mean.

All you need to do is find a gut friendly liquor, I recommend Gin, Whiskey, Red Wine and Dark Beer.
Bourbon's not mean. You just have to know how to talk to it.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Tis better to have drunk and puked than never to have drunk at all.
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dangerfield wrote:Tis better to have drunk and puked than never to have drunk at all.
so, so true
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zak wrote:Please keep in ming...
Ah, I knew a "Ming", she was hot.
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Post by Shmoo »

Jackie07 wrote:
joesixpack wrote:Tequilia is mean.

Bourbon is mean.

All you need to do is find a gut friendly liquor, I recommend Gin, Whiskey, Red Wine and Dark Beer.
GIN is gut-friendly???? Since when??
ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the GIN!!!
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dangerfield wrote:Tis better to have drunk and puked than never to have drunk at all.
Nice signature.
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Post by Dylboz »

Mommy! Make it stop! :cry: :cry: :cry:
I've taken the edge off so many times, I'm round!

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So apparently I shut my alarm clock off when it went off this morning. When I woke up I was already 45 minutes late for work. By the time I got there I was about an hour and a half late. The hangover wasn't that bad, mild headache that didn't really bother me but my stomach is still mad at me. I'm hoping the bottle of wild irish rose wiill take car of that.
this post brought to you by #summerofmargaritas10 cause, yeah it's going to be that kinda of summer where mixed drinks with tequila is going to taste all types of good and stuff, this summer '10 get yourself some margaritas and holler at ya boy.

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So long as you didn't blow Chunks...

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Puking is part of drinking for me. I used to have weeks where I puked more that i shat.
“So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.â€

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Mister Priapus wrote:So long as you didn't blow Chunks...
A) I know no person named "Chunks"
B) Have never given oral pleasures to a human who had something other than a vagina
C) I stayed home last night and was unable to meet any young ladies to satisfy I an oral capacity.
this post brought to you by #summerofmargaritas10 cause, yeah it's going to be that kinda of summer where mixed drinks with tequila is going to taste all types of good and stuff, this summer '10 get yourself some margaritas and holler at ya boy.

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Post by Linkster »

Vomiting is rare!

The last ime oh say 8 years ago, me and some friends went to one of the local bars about 5:30 pm. started on the buds( I know and don't whant to hear about it).

Bud - tequilla shot - Bud - tequilla shot - Bud - tequilla shot - Bud - tequilla shot - Bud for like until 1:00 am when the bar closed. I felt great, time to go home.

Well when the bar is warm in the desert and the air outside is cold (read winter) Chemistry works wonders,

I hit the cold air and RALPH!!!!!!! Mostly liquid. GOD it was great!!!!!!!
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Post by TheBigCasino »

TEQUILA SUP[ERMEN, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
NO TEQUI;LA CAN STOP ME

I PUT TEQUILA IN MY TOOTH[PASTE AND SHOWER IN MEZCAL, I LAUGH AT YLUJYOU

BOURBONN!!!!
BMMS is wrong.

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Post by TheBigCasino »

BUMP


TEQUILA SUPERMEN, SHOW YOURSELVEES. YOU, MUCH LIKE THE VODKA HEROES OF LASY WEEK WILL BE LAIFD TO WASTE!!!

BOURBON!
BMMS is wrong.

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