ain't gonna happen because i'll be in denver. i'll guess i'll have to drown my sorrows in sweet, sweet booze.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:you got one week to straighten things up.Liz wrote:fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
will anyone be here next weekend?
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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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deadpuppiesandwhores
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ain't gonna happen because i'll be in denver. i'll guess i'll have to drown my sorrows in sweet, sweet booze.[/quote]what a heartless bi........ hogenous person. clean my apartment now, damnit.Liz wrote:you got one week to straighten things up.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!Liz wrote:i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
ain't gonna happen because i'll be in denver. i'll guess i'll have to drown my sorrows in sweet, sweet booze.[/quote]what a heartless bi........ hogenous person. clean my apartment now, damnit.[/quote]deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:you got one week to straighten things up.Liz wrote:fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
*dons wizard robe* i will, i WILL!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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deadpuppiesandwhores
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ain't gonna happen because i'll be in denver. i'll guess i'll have to drown my sorrows in sweet, sweet booze.[/quote]what a heartless bi........ hogenous person. clean my apartment now, damnit.[/quote]Liz wrote:you got one week to straighten things up.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:fired? why, i've only just begun! can't you see i'm making you more comfortable in your surroundings? wait til i fashion you a rag on a stick!!Liz wrote:i got a ring around the ytoilet, three week old fast food bags under tyhe coffee table, i'm out of clean dishes and have been eating off the ones deemed "the safest". what in the hell do you do arounf here? you're about to be fireed.
*dons wizard robe* i will, i WILL![/quote]wizard robe? that ain't what i bought you!
how long can we get the concentric rectangles to go?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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