Yoko Ono, was she EVER good looking?

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Was Yoko Ono ever the cat's pajamas?

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What's the matter with your eyes?
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I'd do her after a six pack, and two brown bags
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They don't make enough alcohol for me to EVER do her!
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Yoko Ono, was she EVER good looking?

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I look at old photos of her and see no reason why John Lenon had to have that. She sang horribly (my cat when she was in heat sounded better), and looks/looked like ass (actually my ass looks better). But these are my opinions, what do you think?
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Always been a mystery to me. I never thought she was attractive. It must have been a more intellectual connection. But I never thought so much of her art either. I don't know what happened.
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Yoko is nasty. I will never understand what John saw in her.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i have no idead what she looks like, but give me a few beers and i'll sleep with damn near anything. on a scale of 1-12 beers, she gets a sixpack.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i have no idead what she looks like, but give me a few beers and i'll sleep with damn near anything. on a scale of 1-12 beers, she gets a sixpack.
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::shudders:: Funny thing is, she looks much better now that she's older. Lot's of plastic surgery I'm guessing. It looks as though her whole face was slightly restructured.
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yesplease wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i have no idead what she looks like, but give me a few beers and i'll sleep with damn near anything. on a scale of 1-12 beers, she gets a sixpack.
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::shudders:: Funny thing is, she looks much better now that she's older. Lot's of plastic surgery I'm guessing. It looks as though her whole face was slightly restructured.
now that i've seen her, i had to reconsider. 9 beers.
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AAAARRRRGGGGG!!!! Even while on acid I don't think I've ever seen anything remotely close to that pure evil. She looks frightening, she sounds frightening, there's only one plausible explanation: she must have been incredibly dirty in bed.
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Post by Jackie07 »

No I don't think she is pretty at all. Not the ugliest chick I have ever seen, but definitely not attractive.

Another one I don't get is Sarah Jessica Parker. She's got a nice body and cute clothes, but she is definitely a "butter face" in my book.
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Jackie07 wrote:No I don't think she is pretty at all. Not the ugliest chick I have ever seen, but definitely not attractive.

Another one I don't get is Sarah Jessica Parker. She's got a nice body and cute clothes, but she is definitely a "butter face" in my book.
A bunch of my girl friends obsess over why guys find her attractive. Their nickname for her: Horseface.
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I always thought it was awesome that John fell in love with Yoko. I remember reading how he was really into her culture, and how much he learned from her. Both of them were not beautiful people physically, but they had beautiful minds. Yoko will always have my respect for all the crap she had to deal with (people just hated her), but I really wish John never let her sing on his records.
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Jukebox Johnson wrote:Always been a mystery to me. I never thought she was attractive. It must have been a more intellectual connection. But I never thought so much of her art either. I don't know what happened.
Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.

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Apparently they loved each other.

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Never been that drunk.
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happydrunk wrote:I always thought it was awesome that John fell in love with Yoko. I remember reading how he was really into her culture, and how much he learned from her. Both of them were not beautiful people physically, but they had beautiful minds. Yoko will always have my respect for all the crap she had to deal with (people just hated her), but I really wish John never let her sing on his records.
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Yoko Ono?
Oh no no!
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