Yoko Ono, was she EVER good looking?

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Was Yoko Ono ever the cat's pajamas?

Hell Yeah!
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What's the matter with your eyes?
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I'd do her after a six pack, and two brown bags
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They don't make enough alcohol for me to EVER do her!
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On a second thought:
I'd do her if I was a dog!
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Hey, some of her music could serve a useful purpose. Imagine taking the worlds worst terrorist and then locking them in a cell where they had to listen to this over and over and over again cranked at 1,000 watts. They tell you anything you wanted to know without every having to touch them.


http://www.content.loudeye.com/scripts/ ... cid=600111

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Her looks have always been commensurate with her singing; does that answer your question ?
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Screensaver wrote:
Jukebox Johnson wrote:Always been a mystery to me. I never thought she was attractive. It must have been a more intellectual connection. But I never thought so much of her art either. I don't know what happened.
Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.
Hey man, I'm GUESSING. Do you have a better explaination? Something in the mind of an artist that I don't understand. That my explaination.
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Palinka wrote:Never been that drunk.

Concur. I might be a souse, but I have standards.

Not many, mind you.

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Jukebox Johnson wrote:
Screensaver wrote:
Jukebox Johnson wrote:Always been a mystery to me. I never thought she was attractive. It must have been a more intellectual connection. But I never thought so much of her art either. I don't know what happened.
Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.
Hey man, I'm GUESSING. Do you have a better explaination? Something in the mind of an artist that I don't understand. That my explaination.
Yeah, maybe she just gave really good head. It happens.

Plus, John Lennon was really nearsighted.

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Screensaver wrote:
Jukebox Johnson wrote:
Screensaver wrote: Intellectual. Heh, yeah that's it.
Hey man, I'm GUESSING. Do you have a better explaination? Something in the mind of an artist that I don't understand. That my explaination.
Yeah, maybe she just gave really good head. It happens.

Plus, John Lennon was really nearsighted.
Yeah, and so can Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor. Granted some are better at it than others, but come on.

Old joke:

Man in a bar. Bartender says he has a frog that can give a good blowjob. Man gets blowjob from frog, buys frog from bartender.

Late that night, man drunk in kitchen with frog, flour, and butter on kitchen counter.

Wife: What the hell are you doing?

Man: Laugh if you want to bitch, but as soon as I teach this frog to make bisquits, your ass is GONE!
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Post by GSG »

Why is Yoko Ono like an Ethiopian?
They both live of dead beetles.

I've realised that that's more a speech joke than a writing down joke and I'm horrible to Ethiopians so I'll just go away now...
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Screensaver wrote:Hey, some of her music could serve a useful purpose. Imagine taking the worlds worst terrorist and then locking them in a cell where they had to listen to this over and over and over again cranked at 1,000 watts. They tell you anything you wanted to know without every having to touch them.


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I got yellow fever bad, but that chick is hit like dogshit.
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You've gotta be putting me on -- you wouldn't happily couple with a long-haired Japanese woman..? She's not at all bad looking, comes from an established banking family, endured some extremely nasty things and was... well, no use going on, I have no issues with anyone not finding her fuckable... but, yes, absolutely, I'd have been honored to have been John Lennon's penis.


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Red wrote:You've gotta be putting me on -- you wouldn't happily couple with a long-haired Japanese woman..? She's not at all bad looking, comes from an established banking family, endured some extremely nasty things and was... well, no use going on, I have no issues with anyone not finding her fuckable... but, yes, absolutely, I'd have been honored to have been John Lennon's penis.


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Re: Yoko Ono, was she EVER good looking?

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Tipsy McStagger wrote:I look at old photos of her and see no reason why John Lenon had to have that. She sang horribly (my cat when she was in heat sounded better), and looks/looked like ass (actually my ass looks better). But these are my opinions, what do you think?
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Then there's my all time Yoko song favorite. I listen to it at least once before I kill somebody. It gives me inspiration.

http://www.content.loudeye.com/scripts/ ... cid=600111

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

-so what kind of waterhead buys a yoko ono c.d.? hey man, y'wanna come over and listen to my new yoko ono c.d.?

-i would, but i have to run home and run my pecker through a meat grinder for about half an hour.
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