i got a new bitch
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i got a new bitch
her name is boston and she is a beagle. she's only 10 months old and i get to pick her up tomorrow. now all i need is a sidecar so she can go to the bar with me.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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advetised as fullly house trained. we'll see. i'm not worriued as the beagle is a very intelligent, terainable animal.Bender! wrote:House trained yet?
The dog, not you. We know you aren't.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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i was hopin' you'd be jealous i got a new girl in my life.Winebox wrote:Congrats!! Odd, that out of the puppies and whores part you ended up with the former. Glad she's a living bitch.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
Re: i got a new bitch
Think of the chicks you can pick up with a beagle in a sidecar.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:her name is boston and she is a beagle. she's only 10 months old and i get to pick her up tomorrow. now all i need is a sidecar so she can go to the bar with me.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: i got a new bitch
no shit. grease up the corndogs, we're goin' forg giggin'!!Mayhem wrote:Think of the chicks you can pick up with a beagle in a sidecar.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:her name is boston and she is a beagle. she's only 10 months old and i get to pick her up tomorrow. now all i need is a sidecar so she can go to the bar with me.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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tell me that face in a sidecar would not drive women nuts.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
It certainly drives _me_ nuts.deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:tell me that face in a sidecar would not drive women nuts.
I'm insanely jealous of you. She's soooo cute.
“I admire Mpraian and your soupra. Your soupra incloud NOS, NEON and dig bouga. Mpraian is a very good driver. The soupra color is orange. Your garage is in the Maiamy. I don't now anything for your life but I now your car. Your car is your life."
Good for you DePAW. Just keep the little bugger on a lead or you'll posting wanted signs instead of picking up dog poop. I've never seen a breed that was more likely to take off on an owner than the beagle. They are hound dogs at heart and once they get wind of something they like the smell of, they're outta there unless you keep them on a leash. I can't tell you how many people I know who have had beagles take off on them. At the very least, make sure you buy her a collar with an engraved ID tag so if she does take off, whoever finds her will know where she belongs.
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better get the name of the local bar put on the tag then...
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mine's a pint
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