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Last undrunk post of the weekend.
Hate life all you want; it's still the best place to get a well mixed martini. - Palinka

if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle

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Stupid people do stupid things,
Smart people outsmart each other,
Then themselves, then themselves
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
-F. Sott Blitzedgerald

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Well, Brutus, thou art noble; yet, I see,
Thy honourable metal may be wrought
From that it is dispos'd: therefore 'tis meet
That noble minds keep ever with their likes;
For who so firm that cannot be seduc'd?
Cæsar doth bear me hard; but he loves Brutus:
If I were Brutus now and he were Cassius
He should not humour me. I will this night,
In several hands, in at his windows throw,
As if they came from several citizens,
Writings all tending to the great opinion
That Rome holds of his name; wherein obscurely
Cæsar's ambition shall be glanced at:
And after this let Cæsar seat him sure;
For we will shake him, or worse days endure.
[Exit.

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Post by greygoose »

There once was a chap from Nantucket...
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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A cobbler!

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joesixpack wrote:A cobbler!
Damn straight.

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why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Kent. Is not this your son, my lord?

Glo. His breeding, sir, hath been at my
charge: I have so often blushed to acknowledge
him, that now I am brazed to it.

Kent. I cannot conceive you.

Glo. Sir, this young fellow's mother could;
whereupon she grew round-wombed, and had,
indeed, sir, a son for her cradle ere she had a
husband for her bed. Do you smell a fault?

Kent. I cannot wish the fault undone, the
issue of it being so proper.

Glo. But I have a son, sir, by order of law,
some year elder than this, who yet is no dearer
in my account: though this knave came some-
what saucily into the world before he was sent
for, yet was his mother fair; there was good
sport at his making, and the whoreson must be
acknowledged. Do you know this noble gentle-
man, Edmund?

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Post by joesixpack »

Strumpet!

Glib and oily co-copnspirator!

Hmmm, I can onyl remember the insults from Shakespeare.

Better than Troy; "You sack of wine!

So I was eating a Tv dinner last night, the ariel gets struck by lightning and the peach cobbler goes out! ....COBBLER! [inaudible coughs][/img]

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i'm quoting directly from memory here


Oh! that this too too sullied flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew
or that the everlasting had not fix'd his cannon gainst self slaughter. ah, fie, tis an unweeded garden, that grows to seed things rank and gross in nature
possess it mearly
that it should come to this!
but two months dead!
nay...not so much..not two...
so excellent a king that was, to this hyperion to a satyr
so loving to my mother that he might not beteem the winds of heaven visit her face too roughly HEAVEN AND EARTH!
must I remember?
Why she would HANG on him, as if increase of apetite had GROWN by that which it fed!
And yet within a month...let me not think on't!
Frailty....THY NAME IS WOMAN!
A little month..or ere these shoes were old with whcih she followed my fathers body, like NIobe...all tears...
why she even SHE...
Ah, a BEAST that wants discourse of REASON would have mourned longer...married to my uncle my father's brother but no more like my father than I to hercules...

Ah to Post with such dexterity to Incestuous sheets!
It cannot nor it WILL NOT come to good...

but break, my heart


for I must hold my toungue.

(enter Horatio)



0----

swear to god that was completely from memory
audition piece biaaaatch
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"

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joesixpack wrote:Strumpet!

Glib and oily co-copnspirator!

Hmmm, I can onyl remember the insults from Shakespeare.

Better than Troy; "You sack of wine!

So I was eating a Tv dinner last night, the ariel gets struck by lightning and the peach cobbler goes out! ....COBBLER! [inaudible coughs][/img]
I'd have no problem being called this, as long as I wasn't a sack and I was, in fact, full of wine.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Post by WastelessPointOfTime »

I've never liked Shakespeare. So there.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Post by Lifer »

nice sig.


Let's all move to canada smoke lots of weed
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"

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Post by WastelessPointOfTime »

Lifer wrote:nice sig.


Let's all move to canada smoke lots of weed
Everybody move to Canada right now. Here's how we do it...
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"

23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste

21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there

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Post by TravisBickle »

steved2112 wrote:Stupid people do stupid things,
Smart people outsmart each other,
Then themselves, then themselves
THANK YOU!

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Hate life all you want; it's still the best place to get a well mixed martini. - Palinka

if i were weromhg proper dootholes, the expreassionon your faxe would make me lk iy.. don't bother cZklllingm i gave a fiver to the chick with the wh9kzewrs. - bluebottle

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"His face is the worst thing about him."
"OPOVE TRHE DYCJUBG BIARD,,,TI AND I ARAE OTGETHER...HE SAITH MY WHILE THEY IN TEROOOGAATEEDMER."

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