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please do not drink and drive, but still, check this out: http://www.dui-help.com/quizindex.html
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I took this from what I remember of getting busted in the Spring 03.
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I'm guessing one was the fact that I didn't give a blood or urine sample.
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Tomey17 wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:31 am
Good one! I must share this post with my sister because she doesn’t stop this thing. I have told her that she will be in trouble if anything goes wrong while driving under influence. She just tells me that she has a very good [LINK BROKEN BY MGMT] Los Angeles DUI lawyer in her contacts. I am still going to share this post with her.

Here is my broken link if you can earn me a nickel by clicking on it after you join it together:

http://www.
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Tomey17 wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:31 am
Here is my broken link if you can earn me a nickel by clicking on it after you join it together:

http://www.
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If you want to earn a nickel go out and collect empties like everyone else douchebag.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:22 pm
Tomey17 wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:31 am
Here is my broken link if you can earn me a nickel by clicking on it after you join it together:

If you want to earn a nickel go out and collect empties like everyone else douchebag.
Fucking internet panhandlers.
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Patchez wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:45 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:22 pm
Tomey17 wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:31 am
Here is my broken link if you can earn me a nickel by clicking on it after you join it together:

If you want to earn a nickel go out and collect empties like everyone else douchebag.
Fucking internet panhandlers.
Hey, can you spare a nickel?
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:13 pm
Patchez wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:45 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:22 pm


If you want to earn a nickel go out and collect empties like everyone else douchebag.
Fucking internet panhandlers.
Hey, can you spare a nickel?
I can't spare a square. Not one square.

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:13 pm
Patchez wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:45 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 3:22 pm


If you want to earn a nickel go out and collect empties like everyone else douchebag.
Fucking internet panhandlers.
Hey, can you spare a nickel?
Bag?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Yes, I was recently pulled over by police while driving my '87 Yugo GV convertible back from the club, and while the breathalyzer test registered negative for alcohol, the dazed look and silver spray paint around my mouth and nostrils kind of gave me away. Furthermore, the stripper snorting some sort of dubious white powder off my dong did not help my case one bit, nor did my alleged calling of the officer "sugartits". The charges of public urination while evading arrest and indecent exposure at the Taco Bell drive-thru have been greatly exaggerated by the fake news media.

How does my case stack up here for precedent? And is it true that there is currently no sort of extradition agreement between the US and Belize?
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